Thomas J. Padden
@thomasjpadden.com
Aspiring writer, fledgling filmmaker, determined artist, professional cat dad. Active ingredients: wiggles & silly buggers
Is this good? I've never paid attention to these numbers before. #garmin #beatyesterday #run #running #runner #runsky #runchat #runnersofbluesky #RunningPunks
In 1984, MI6 obtained genetic material from all four of the Beatles. After discarding Ringo's, their DNA was used to make England's most handsome man. All of which was an attempt to produce an adequate 007 successor for Connery. Little did MI6 know they had accidentally invented Paul Hollywood.
Alright, kids, listen up. If you're gonna steal booze, just do what we always did. Drill a hole through the wall of the liquor store where they keep the good stuff and drink whatever comes out.
1. Harry Potter Finds a Rock 2. Harry Potter Finds the Basement 3. Harry Potter Goes to Jail 4. Harry Potter Goes to the Olympics 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 6. Harry Potter in High Noon at Mega Mountain 7. Harry Potter Scared Stupid 8. Harry Potter and the Return of the King
My favorite audio book is Cardi B's WAP, as read by Ben Shapiro.
What the hell is Peach doing with all those power stars anyway?
A moth just flew out of my seltzer water. Still drinkin' it.
My air conditioner just shut off on its own. Set it to power saver, but it's still creepy in here.
Breakfast? For dinner? Are you outta your - sheesh! Breakfast for dinner. I can't begin to - wow. Breakfast for dinner? Breakfast for din - who even?
Uh, dirrty (dirrty) Filthy (filthy...) Nasty Christina, you nasty (yeah) Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party (woo!)
They call it a Veyronimus Rex. A cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a 2011 Bugatti Veyron. It's unstoppable.
Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people taste good, some people taste bad, but we're all gonna get eaten.
Baby, baby, baby When you touch me like this *castanets* And when you hold me like that *castanets* It was gone with the wind, but it's all coming back to me
God, I'm so depressed. I was looking forward to this for years, spent thousands of dollars, and trained rigorously, only for some idiot to go and spoil the ending to Mario Kart World.
