There's someone out there who are watching your page's harder than they watch their own kids.
It’s mad how poor the quality of designer brands are these days. A couple of washes and your garment is done for. Buy something from a lower cost retailer and it lasts for months. The big fashion houses are just taking the piss altogether.
Did you ever see someone talk so much shit on social media that you can smell their breath throught the phone over their comments?
Yeah sex is good but have you ever taken both ends off a penguin bar and sucked your mug of tea or coffee through it and then eaten it then?
Stop creating problems for yourself and constantly keep maintaining those problems and then expecting people to feel sorry for you.
It's actually fresh out there this evening with the cold breeze after work. Unfortunately the summer is well and truly gone south.
Hello @ticketmasterie.bsky.social when are the tickets going on sale to the general public for the Wigan Warriors vs Warrington Wolves game on saturday April 24th next at the RDS?
It would be very nice and cute if the car sat navigation voice would get more and more excited as you'd get closer to your destination.
Who ever composed the hold the line music when ringing for a doctors appointments must work for pornhub because it’s very sultry for a Wednesday afternoon.
You'll get 100 views before you get 100 likes because people love to watch your moves but hate to give you credit for what ever that might be.
It's too early for builders with bad breath who feel like they have to get right to within a whisker to your face to try and explain something to you. I feel like I'm getting jaundice from his breath.
Coffee machines are great I love spending all of that money on a little pods of coffee just to hear the machine go BRRRRR as I watch it take 3 minutes to pour me 2 mouthfuls of coffee.
Many people on here pretending to be someone they’re not living nothing but a lie to impress people they don't even know on the internet. Worlds gone mad. Pointless acting like a millionaire in front of people that probably wouldn't even open a door for them if there was a fire.
I would rather feel Exhausted from hard times and lonely nights working towards something, even if they say it's impossible. Instead of being well rested and achieve nothing #Sacrifice #BallsInYourCourt
Life isn't easy, life isn't fair, when you get your chance, make sure you take it with both hands.
Relationships don't always end because of cheating. People now a days lack a lot of basic shit honesty.
Don't hang on to the thought of what you want someone to be. Once they show you they aren't who you thought they were that's tne end of that trust.
Just think about it, there's couples out there right now who are celebrating a birthday, an anniversary of some sort or at a wedding or christening whilst they are still filled with someone elses cum from the long weekend we just had.
I don't think there's anything worse than the sound of Styrofoam being rubbed together. Proper goes through me.
I'll never forget I had a job interview when I was a lot younger & halfway through my stomach rumbled. The lady who was conducting the interview was like we won't keep you long, I told her nah you are fine I'm just hungry for success. Didn't get that job.
I could really use a comically large piano falling on top of me right now especially having had a week off & after the bank holiday weekend too.
Those people that rip the one they are with a new arse hole and who put it all over their socials when their partner cheats or does something wild and then get back with them after 3-5 working days are an embarrassment.
Telling someone I love you to the moon and back is actually a huge insult if you think about it. Over 93 billion light years of observable universe out there and you literally chose the closest thing.
All that child benefit pumped into their lips just to wrap a cock that needs WiFi to talk to you.
There's nothing more scary than a risky fart after a heavy weekend on the devils mouthwash.
What's up with girls / women who sell 3 nudes and then put in small business owner in their bio on their socials?
That drinks no good the next day. Sitting here nearly crying my eyes out because of aunt may dying in Spider-Man. Fuck my life. The bank holiday weekend has well and truly written me off.