“Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do an emergency tracheotomy.“ I told the kid at the grocery store while holding a straw in front of their face, and the kid shrugged so hard he tore a muscle as he walked away.
Kinda looks like Gates was targeted to be thrown under the bus.
Tons of names in my phones are "Kenny Landlord" and "Mike Electric" or "Pete Do Not Answer" and just realized this is how anglo surnames have always worked
I guess as long as I can consistently get 3 likes per post by 2030 it’ll have compounded into $30 trillion.
