A happy 30th anniversary to these two very different albums that I decided to play back to back because I thought it’d be funny. 1,000 bonus points to the person that can guess what album was played after these two.

HOLY SHIT A FORWARD.

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 4d ago

Free agent forward Jeremy Sochan has agreed to a one-year deal to sign with the Portland Trail Blazers, agent Deirunas Visockas of Gersh Sports tells ESPN. Sochan -- who has averaged 9.9 points, 5.4 rebounds and 2.5 assists entering his fifth NBA season -- finished 2025-26 on the championship

Strap in tight, motherfuckers. The next half hour is going to be loudly screamed into your faces. THE DAME AND JA BACKCOURT WILL BE EXPONENTIALLY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN DAME AND CJ WERE, NOT BECAUSE OF TALENT, BUT BECAUSE OF JA’S ATHLETICISM AND THE PLAYERS SURROUNDING THEM.

ETX Gov@etxgov.myatproto.social · last wk.

You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?

Tired (probably literally because he’s old and needs a nap): Washed up has been signs with 76ers. Wired: Jon Tonje signs with Portland Trail Blazers.

if mercury is always fucking with us why don’t we shoot it with a gun???

It’s a long shot, and likely just a pipe dream, but there’s a more than zero chance that lebron agrees to go to a team that doesn’t actively want him, and that makes me happy.

I thought the “Dame trade” summer was going to break me, but we’re like four days removed from the World Cup and I’m not sure I’m gonna make it to Fall as a sports fan at this point.

Man in Bathtub with Toaster

ALT: Man in Bathtub with Toaster

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More honest words have never been spoken.

julio 🤙@juliocan2.bsky.social · 2w ago

this fanbase morale is literally hangin by a thread, and the thread is Brooke Olzendam

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?

Super Troopers Shenanigans Meme

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Jason@hecubus01.bsky.social · 2w ago

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18. I’ll pick one of my favorites.

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.

Die Mad@playest.bsky.social · 2w ago

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat

Gross.

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Free agent forward Matisse Thybulle has agreed on one-year, $3.3 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN.

Did uhhhhh… some of those France players that were subbed off at halftime have a Kalshi account?

This game is completely irrelevant, but the prime video coverage of these summer league games has been exponentially fucking better than the ESPN coverage. Commentators actually discussing basketball is amazing, even if the games don’t matter.

I watched this last night and it was fantastic. It was almost shocking to hear actual facts laid out about what is happening, instead of being force fed the Orem/Canzano/Quick diarrhea sandwich. Seems like Windhorst might be joining that group now too, but he’s at least a national windbag.

Basketball Jones❤️🖤🤍🏀@shawnjohn.bsky.social · 3w ago

Can we just end the paranoia about the team leaving already? It's only playing into Tommy Two Nickels strategy. Please watch this entire podcast and relax. Tom is just a stingy asshole.

Imagine an actor with a blockbuster new movie about to premiere agreeing to do an interview in a theater filled with fans and media and he refuses to talk about the movie, and scolds the interviewer when he eventually asks about it.

LeBron James not ready to reveal next team, but it will be 'fun'

LeBron James remains undecided about where he'll play this season. The NBA's all-time scoring leader and current free agent spoke Thursday but didn't reveal his next team choice.

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Did we figure out what is causing people to shit themselves half to death yet? I’m headed to the store and have cilantro, romaine hearts, and raspberries on my shopping list, and I wanna make sure everyone I cook for this week nearly dies.

I think tomorrow is gonna be a good day. Something about it will just feel better.

Holy fuck. What a ridiculous end to that fucking fight. Unbelievable. And I don’t like Conor McGregor, but that’s awful.

How long do you have to be in the key in summer league to get a defensive 3 in the key tech? Fortnight? Decade? Millennia?

HOT TAKE: Smaller Burke box, larger B-ball box.

This is not a great first shift from Hansen.

Death, taxes, Cody Williams being dogshit at basketball.

Was I excited to watch this Jazz Wizards summer league game? Yeah, I actually was. Is Doris Burke calling the game? Of fucking course she is.

That’s interesting. So I assume they pick up the pace on this investigation?

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 4w ago

Developing: The Los Angeles Clippers-Toronto Raptors trade centered on Kawhi Leonard will not be complete until the NBA investigation into the Clippers is over. Statement from the Clippers to ESPN:   For the past 10 months, our organization has fully cooperated with an NBA investigation,

OVERTURN THAT YOU FUCKING COWARDS

Just add tonight to the pile. 😞

MTN.@thuginator.bsky.social · last mo.

I’m a Blazers, Ducks, Vikings, Liverpool fan. I’m just excited when a team I enjoy gets a good break. It happens never.

I’m not sure how loud people think their fireworks are exactly, but I’m gonna make sure I’m only hearing that funk.

I can’t speak to the validity of this, but if Jaylen didn’t want to be here, I’m glad he didn’t end up here. Still don’t know how Ja is going to fit, but we already know he’s excited about being here, and I love people that embrace Portland. Go Blazers.