Church of Thumpback
@thumpback.bsky.social
We, the people, are fully devoted to are Lord and Savior Thumpback from Skylanders Giants (parody account)
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Thumpback says “we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu“
Thumpback says “who wants their yearly Thanksgiving sloppy?“
Thumpback says “sonic racing crossworlds is peak”
Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”
Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”
Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”
Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”
Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“
Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”