( falling on the ground. splat. )

haaaappy sunday, everybody! don’t worry, 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯! ⁣ [ #ptrp x #seductivesunday ]

just another day in the life of kalos's 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳-𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘢! [ #ptrp x #seductivesunday ]

:O

team nova... 💭

( ...clenching her fist. now she's *really* gotta beat the champion. if not for lavenza's sake, for chiyo's... )

chiyo. :(

— yoohoo! this is a 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋! — ♡ this post for me to slide into your dms and plot up a ship with you! anthy's my goofy little roller-skating failgirl, and i'm open to plotting anything for her!

( SNORTING awake. nearly topples off the back of her aggron—! oops. not nearly. she *does* topple off. )

( taking a nap on the back of her sleeping aggron. bedtime for anthy. )

that's—oh my god, that's *so cool!* ( eyes shining out of control! ) she's so *poised!* look at her sitting so elegantly...! ✨

... ⠀𝓐𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒.@gentlndeath.bsky.social · 6mo ago

　i nicknamed her anastasia. :)

awh, this is so fun! i need to get out to the cafes with jingles mor— *DIANCIE?!*

... ⠀𝓐𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒.@gentlndeath.bsky.social · 6mo ago

　my shoulder aches but it can be remedied by spending quality time with pokemon

n—no! not at all! haha, they're—they're great! ( a neeeervous thumbs up. )

@𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬@galarianvenom.bsky.social · 6mo ago

They're not ... too big, right?

( …looking. SO respectfully. )

@𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬@galarianvenom.bsky.social · 6mo ago

...what the hell did he even - ?

oh! no, it’s like…it’s like a *meme,* right? for when someone doesn’t understand the drama but, like, doesn’t know how to talk about it— ( it’s less funny once you have to explain it to yveltal the day before. ) from when madame championne was talking about lysandre! i wasn’t sure what was up.

L.V. Saint-Michel@fissuretactics.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The...Braségali?

ooc! hitting you all with the woman beam 💥💥💥

( deeeep breaths. you can do it, anthy. ) …sooooo she says “did anyone try the chicken? i thought the chicken was lovely!” y’know, to try and get them back on track. i dunno’, i thought it was funny. ( sweating BULLETS. )

... ⠀𝓙𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐆.@gentlnfleur.bsky.social · 6mo ago

❪ nodding along, blinking like nothing is wrong. yeah, that's yveltal. ❫ 　what does she say.ᐣ :3

oh! y’see, it’s a meme, right? where this woman’s in the middle of some drama, and she doesn’t know what’s going on, so she says— … …says… ( is that. is that fucking yveltal. )

... ⠀𝓙𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐆.@gentlnfleur.bsky.social · 6mo ago

　the what.ᐣ :0

…did anyone try the cordon bleu? i thought the cordon bleu was lovely. ( DESPERATELY trying to discern what’s going on. )

( hm—lavenza hasn’t returned any of her calls today. anthy knows which days her sister is busy and which days she’s not, so she meticulously picked today to give the good news about her training… …ah. no answer. that’s okay. it’s april fools day, after all. she’ll stop joking around tomorrow. )

( she’s walked into *two* plastic-wrapped doors today. april fools day is going *great.* )

all good! just wanted a bit of sunlight—then i tripped over a rock... ( rubbing the back of her neck as she flips over. ) nice day to be sittin' around, though!

Voyd Allen@voydallen99.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Huh ? [ Sitting up , quickly witth a look of concern . ] . . . Uh , you okay ?

( faceplanting on the grass. )

Voyd Allen@voydallen99.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Somehow , I've got a feeling some people wanna say something to me . . . 💧

it's a shame they're starting to phase out trainer pr videos here in kalos... i just finished making the most *fire* one with jingles this week! 💧

hiiiii! helloooooo, bonjooooour! ( waving excitedly. )

𝙄 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝘿 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂—!@paldeanbattles.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Woah. . . so many strong trainers here. IT'S LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN—! 💞

oh—! i…aaaawh, yeah, sorry. i can’t help it! you’re alllll muscly and stuff. you look great!

Voyd Allen@voydallen99.bsky.social · 6mo ago

. . . Pff — Y'know I saw ya' , right ? I dun' mind the staring .

MADAME NARICA GETS MEEEEEE!

⚡CANARI🔌@dyn4m0.bsky.social · 6mo ago

b oobs

wuh—! oh! heyyyyyy! ( waving excitedly. desperately trying to pretend she *wasn’t* just hardcore staring. )

Voyd Allen@voydallen99.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Oh , hey mate ! [ Definitely did not notice them staring , noooo . . . 👀 ]

( looking respectfully. )

Voyd Allen@voydallen99.bsky.social · 6mo ago

A very quick #seductivesunday from everyone's favourite speedster ! I , uh . . . Did just kind of take my shirt off for this one . . . 💧

like, of *course!* dude, have you seen how *strong* you are?! i work out, but i ain’t never seen anyone like *you!* ( kicking her legs around delightedly. she’ll never say no to chiyo time. ) what’s this “team nova” stuff, anyway?

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓]@kvnoichii.bsky.social · 6mo ago

ANTHY! [ Shaking? Can't tell, she's wrapped up so tight in Chiyo's arms it didn't matter. ] That was really nice of you to say? Being cool is so important to me...