THUNK DA PEON

@thunkdapeon.bsky.social

THUNK IS PEON. THUNK WURK WURK. THUNK GUESS WE DOING A SOCIAL MEDIA AGAIN, SO LET’S ALL TRY AND DO IT GOODER DIS TIME, YEAH?

SOMETIMES IS BETTER TA SCROLL ONLY AFTER YOUS DECIDE, “ME NOT FIXING ANY OF DIS AND ME WILL NOT PUT DAT EXPECTASHUN UPON MYSELF.” CAN BE SAD BOUT ALL DA FIRES BURNING. CAN AGREE DAT STUFFS NOT FAIR. CAN WISH FOR IT ALL TA BE BETTER. BUT NONE OF IT GETTING FIXED IN DA NEXT FIVE MINNITS. SO BREATHE.

SOMETIMES IS BETTER TA SCROLL ONLY AFTER YOUS DECIDE, “ME NOT FIXING ANY OF DIS AND ME WILL NOT PUT DAT EXPECTASHUN UPON MYSELF.” CAN BE SAD BOUT ALL DA FIRES BURNING. CAN AGREE DAT STUFFS NOT FAIR. CAN WISH FOR IT ALL TA BE BETTER. BUT NONE OF IT GETTING FIXED IN DA NEXT FIVE MINNITS. SO BREATHE.

((Hey, I ain’t above paying for good character art. Behold Burlap Bill, my Halfling Immigrant Fighter and scoundrel from “The Horrors of New Haven” Campaign, set in a 1920’s-ish urban horror fantasy.) ((And if yer NOT getting your art from Trixalla, are ya SURE you’re getting yer money’s worth?)

Trixalla Dove@trixalla.bsky.social · 2y ago

'Burlap Bill' Sakkins Lil ass-puncher for @thunkdapeon.bsky.social who rocks and helped save my butt 😊 #digitalart #dndart #halfling #dnd

A surly halfling in a newsboy cap and a plaid vest, pushing his shirt sleeves up to reveal intricate Celtic tattoos. Smoke curls from the lit cigarette dangling from his mouth and he looks like he's about to violently ruin someone's day.

SOMETIMES WHEN PEONS IS OFF-DUTY, IS FUN TA GO DOWN TO DA PORTAL ROOM AND JUST WATCH DA ELFS COME OUT DA PORTAL FROM SILVERMOON, WALK STRAIGHT INTA DAT SUMMER DUROTAR HEAT AND WATCH DEY REACSHUNS.

LOOK IF YOUS GONNA REBOOT YOU LEGACY FRANCHISE, DEN YOUS MIGHT AS WELL RECAST ALL YOU HEROES AS ORCS. YOUS ALREADY BURNED UP ALL DA GOODWILL OF DA FANS WHO GOT YOUS TA DIS POINT, SO’S YOUS MIGHT AS WELL GET DA FOLKS WHO LOVE AND APPRESHIATE ORCS ON BOARD INSTEAD.

THUNK WANNA TALK BOUT SOMETHING THUNK HAFTA WORK ON TOO—COMPARING YOUSELF TO OTHERS! YOUS LOOK AT SOMEBUDDEE AND THINK “DEY DOING SO MUCH BETTER! GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!” BUT YOU IS COMPARING YOUR INSIDE—WHERE YOU FEEL ALL YOU WORRIES—TO DEY OUTSIDE WHERE IT ALL LOOK FINE! NOT REALLY FAIR, IS IT.

Make it exist first... then leave it exactly as it is because quite frankly other tasks take priority sometimes. It's already good enough and nobody will spot that tiny mistake, and the fact that you created something in the first place is already an achievement

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((Hope y’all might excuse me for a bit here, I accidentally made myself depressed.) (Had a busy weekend for starts, then made the unwise decision to enter a Warhammer painting contest to see where I was at after less than a year in the hobby.) (Got absolutely wrecked by guys in AdeptiCon shirts.)