Atiya Townes

@tiarocket13.bsky.social

Sewist, Gardener, Least Chaotic Bi, Jigsaw Puzzler, Reader of Smut, Gamer, and Cat Lady. I am a normal human being, maybe.

I had Manor Lords for ages, never played it. The combat aspect bothers me. It's not my jam at all. I did break down and play a little yesterday. I don't think I like it. I'll give it a few more tries and then put it back on the shelf.

If you hadn't realized I held grudges, I do. Fuck Hank Green. I'm glad he's getting he pedestal burned. Every other time he came out his face yall act like he can do no wrong. Pissed off all these communities and somehow they're the problem?? Write off that AI usage, and save your king. Go ahead.

I'm up here looking at the garlic catalog like I can actually get garlic to my PO Box. Let me just delete this email. I know I'm thinking about a fall and winter garden, but I need to be realistic about what I can order.

When I fed my cats at 8, I failed to smush the food so it's not shaped like the container it came out of. Jango refused to eat it. He cried and tried to bat it around the bowl. I hate this cat. A street cat wouldn't care if the food isn't smushed. Why does the food need to be aesthetic? WTF man..?

Someone said it hasn't rained in the UK like that was a flex on poop lettuce. Baby the news said it's been a record breaking heatwave, and yall have debates a/c. A drought in a place where it's supposed to rain is not a flex We can just not eat the lettuce. You got a rain laser?

I feel like I'm wierd for saying you shouldn't wear coochie cutters on public transportation. I say this every summer, and I'll say it again. Your booty flesh is coming in direct contact with gen pop seating. Just because you washed your ass, doesn't mean the person who sat there before you did.

I remember having memorize a poem for no fucking reason, and getting low marks because I kept asking why this poem was important. The author was a nobody, and it hadn't won any awards. We just had to learn it and recite it. My teacher failed me because I thought it was dumb.

These grandparents be out here wild. They letting everyone walk up to the lil bit and pinch his cheeks. He is clearly over it, and they getting mad because he doesn't want to smile no more. He's a baby, he don't owe anyone shit.

Normally, I'm out in public and I take the opportunity to eat at my favorite pizza joint, and endure people telling me shit because I have that kind of face. Today, I just want to go home and play my game.

I used to be a big Star Wars fan, then I just forgot to pay attention. Like I forgot to smoke, that's how I quit smoking, anyway... So when Boba Jermaine attacks Jango Kwame from a low vantage point I always say: It won't work, he has the high ground. Like Anakin, he does it anyway and fails.

One of my cats only eats wet food now. Homeboy went on a hunger strike. Wet food night is twice a week, so there's wet food in the house. Now I have to buy more just so lil homey has food.

I'm not committing. I'm just thinking about it. I may or may not want to start some seedlings in August to do some gardening in September. I haven't done anything all year, so the garden looks horrible. But I want beans, and I think I can get some winter tomatoes since it's hot until December.

It has come to my attention that Jimothy a raccoon in Seattle has official DnD stats, but Neil the Seal in Tasmania does not. Neil is a much bigger menace. Meanwhile Jimothy is just cute. Imagine the chaos Neil the Seal could do with the right party.

Boba Jermaine is the aggressor 85% of the time. Today I saw the moment my sweet baby angel Jango Kwame decided he was gonna let his intrusive thoughts win. There's usually nothing going on in that head, just vibes. But he's got a deluxe violence button and something pressed it. Cats man...