The pro tip is to write the alt text before you write the skeet. Control = Alt + Skeet

I got a boo boo on my nose playing spaceman with a child’s space helmet. I’mma too big headed.

Still one of the best of Andrew W.K.'s auditory ejaculations.

4. Andrew W.K.- Music or Die (HD)

YouTube video by HardwareStore

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Yo yo yo, lemme get a #maccheck

I miss what the country was like, (or at least, how I felt existing within it), when Barack was president. Things were different. Happy Birthday @barackobama.bsky.social

Ricky Davila@therickydavila.bsky.social · 7d ago

Happy birthday to an actual President, Barack Obama. 💙

Haha. I just remembered Disco Stu.

Downplay a book or movie: Some Sorta Lizard Zoo

Ayo Denali@the-dallas-denali.bsky.social · last wk.

Downplay a book or movie: Some Guy in Monte Cristo

I’m gonna test some batteries. If they don’t work…well…let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

I’m gonna throw up. -Sent from my Hand.

Ayo Denali@the-dallas-denali.bsky.social · last wk.

You dirty bastard. -Sent from my Toilet

Hey skeeters, let ya main man get a #fitcheck

Another self-portrait. Pencil + Pigma + iOS editing. #art #drawing #marker #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #fart #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #face #fartface

Cha-mutha-fuggin-man is moving up in the fit check world. #fitcheck #sfw

Unself Portrait sounded cooler in my head, but now it gives off “Can I borrow a feeling” vibes. #win #some #lose #some This picture is of you, you know.

Self portrait; embellished details to obscure my super ego. #sloppy #lazy #rawdog #bigbaby #self #loathing #love #lefty #art #pencils #pens #ihateyou #iwantmore #gottagetit #nobrakes #bridgeburner #toysruskid #ios #iaintgotnocord #bigboi #weekendwarrior #armchairexpert #professional #idiot #affable

Found a chef hat for anyone with an absolute fucked scaling on the y-axis, but otherwise normal x and z. #wegotjokes

The richest man in the world isn’t interesting. He’s not insightful. He’s not thoughtful. He’s not funny. He’s not charismatic. He’s a deeply lonely, shockingly boring, narcissistic monster freak.

Shout out to all the growers, but definitely not the showers.

I wonder if it would work if we just called it Republican Socialism.

GUI gis gmy gpassion. #pixelpushing #gamedev #godot

After a busy few days and minimal doomscrolling…I think there’s a raccoon meme of some sort going on. I think.

If anyone else needs to hear this. (IG: candasifamabarnes)

Mama Dani!

Writing "Don't worry about it" on tax form@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4w ago

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

It's never been more expensive to buy a home. This is one of the biggest crises of our lifetime but Trump, a billionaire who owns multiple homes, thinks it's more important to try and rig the next election than deliver relief to the middle class. Pathetic. apnews.com/article/inte...

US home prices hit an all-time high as sales slow and mortgage rates rise

Sales of previously occupied U.S. homes slowed in June, but a key measure of home prices climbed to an all-time high, adding to prospective homebuyers’ affordability challenges.

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Such a good song to sing along to at full volume while driving. So fuckin hot. The temperature. I’m hot.🥵 DRIVE!!!!!!

Hocus Pocus by Focus on Apple Music

Song · 1971 · Duration 6:42

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I don't know if I'm done with this piece or not. But it was in my head and I got it out in a hurry. I'm not sure why this image in my head of Andrew W.K makes me chuckle. He's channeling his inner Velma. #pixelart #art #andrewwk #scoobydoo #velma

Holy shit. They weren't kidding about this bustin' shit feelin' so good. #bustin

It has been a frustrating day and I just gotta remind people: If your partner is telling you to talk to your doctor about something and then you decide not to, and this goes on and on, until 6 days goes by and you spend most of the day in the ER. Don't do that. #vent

This specific version of Otis Redding's Can't Turn You Loose is some of the best shit you don't even know you need. Etta James' energy is just so so soooo fun in this. Whole album is good. But this song...it's something else entirely. #music #musicthatfucks #goodvibes music.apple.com/us/album/i-c...

I Can't Turn You Loose (Live) by Etta James on Apple Music

Song · 2022 · Duration 4:52

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