they put @emmybaah.bsky.social in stocks for uhhhhh for fun uwu make em suffer
Tickle Pig
@ticklepig.bsky.social
A ticklish pig. Cis white He/him pan single furry trucker 44 born on an Iowa pig farm. Now residing in Overland Park, Kansas https://t.me/roadhogdiaries
I've worked here a month and a half. Already winning major awards. :P Also love my lil plaque has like...the glittery bass boat look and it's the only one that way lol
Y'all. Before I go to bed. A nugget of advice. So many of you out there doubt yourself. You aren't smart enough. Not strong enough. Not pretty enough. Whatever it is. I want to remind you that Donald Trump exists. He believes without doubt he is a strong, healthy, stable genius. (Cont)
Just waiting for you to show up for our date. Also I've been locked out... 📷 weaselroomie
*In a tg group chat* "Check out this commission i got" *posts link to bluesky post* *I click link* *post blocked* Oh...haha I guess they have me blocked. Guess I won't be checking out that commission :P
Sorry to disappoint y'all but I never set a lockscreen lol. My phone just has whatever the factory image was.
I'm a simple pig. I just want a girlfriend that is tiny but bullies me. And a boyfriend that is literally a bull that bullies me. And another girlfriend that is bigger than all of us and also bullies me. Then they all have sex while I'm tied to the cuck chair. Then we go have brunch together.
Was a slow day today. Here's your single car spotting pic for today
Wore a new pair of shorts to work today. Foolishly I thought they fit snug enough that I could go without a belt or suspenders. I was incorrect lol. Was pulling my pants up all day and it was busy today lol. We're short handed on Friday so I was moving non stop all shift. Lesson learned lol
And here we have dummy of the day. One of the repair shops i deliver to shares a parking lot with an Asian market next door. There's construction going on in the street so now they share a single driveway as well. I pull in today and this goof had pulled up and parked like this....
This Furrydelphia , come see me dressed in enough yellow makeup to look like I have liver disease! #furrydelphia #fd2026
Oooooooh lookie what showed up at my store today! 1998 two tone blue Moto Guzzi V11 EV. Didn't get to talk to the owner. I just know what it is cause I had a 98 EV and this was a one year only color.
Was thinking about her this morning. Maybe it's time for a sequel.... Art by @everythingwraps.bsky.social They're great to work with and open for commissions i believe. Go poke them :P
Think I forgot to post this one the other day. How am I still single? (Don't answer that....*hides my red flag collection*)
I try not to judge folks but man lol. Sitting at Whataburger, I saw these two late model lifted bro dozer trucks pull in. One was a GMC three quarter ton crew cab. Other was a Raptor. Both lifted, bigger wheels/tires. Looked brand new. In fact later when I went outside the gmc had temp tags (cont)
Awww yeah. Been awhile since I've had a burger, and what a burger it was
It's funny to me that Facebook and Instagram are owned by the same company but my fb feed is all politics rage bait and ai slop while my ig feed is all girls feet. At least one of them knows what I like i guess
I love Pigma's new design and I've been wanting to draw him for a while but I've been too busy with the world cup and the VN and stuff... Finally got it out of my system last Sunday (posted early on Patreon)