[ loud sigh . the people he is forced to work with ..... 🫩 ]

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 . 𝐖𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙇 ...

── ꪜ𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝑺𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀.@saopaulosousa.bsky.social · 2w ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙎𝘼 」 .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝕯𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬𝑺 , 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 .ᐟ

── 𝓗𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝓣𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔.@hattoritatsu.bsky.social · 2w ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 「 * 𝙁𝘼𝙏𝙀 」 .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐄 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄, 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙈𝙐𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 「 * 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 」 . 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 .ᐟ

── 𝑴𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝑮𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐎 .ᐟ@skatermander.bsky.social · 2w ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 .ᐟ

what the fuck .

[ watching her . 😭 ] pockets are always excellent . you never know when you may need to carry something on your person .

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 3w ago

[ happy happy happy . mp3 . ] ehehe — i got to pick the jacket , mhm ~ ! and they made sure that my arm isn’t restricted by a sleeve . . . [ very gleefully showing the hemming at her shoulder . suddenly gasping ! ] and ! i have POCKETS !! [ placing her hands in said pockets !! ]

[ he sets the bIade down gently and looks up . ) a proper uniform ── yes, it looks quite excellent . i would say it fits you rather nice .

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 3w ago

good , good ! then i’m interrupting . [ prancing to be front and center !! giving him a little spin . ] look , look ! finally a proper uniform ~ ! isn’t it nice ? aren’t i just so pretty ? [ totally not fishing for compliments . totally . ]

merely sharpening my spare bIade . it is far from important . [ a side glance . ] is there something i can assist you with .ᐣ

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 3w ago

— @tigerclawed.bsky.social . [ peering over his shoulder at what he’s doing . she wants to show him her new outfit !! ] what’cha up to , kitty ? hmmm ? nothing important , right ?

i think you have forgotten turtles are also aquatic creatures, montes . or at least semi aquatic .

── 𝓕𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄.@venomousmontes.bsky.social · 3w ago

you know, you'd think i'd do much better against the tartugas in MY terrain ── deep under the water .

🫩🫩 .

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 3w ago

absolutely NOT, tiger claw . it's a fact .

i believe your idea of ... beautiful ... is subjective, bradford .

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 3w ago

face so beautiful they had to put it on the box more than once

no, no . the last thing we are doing is every day facts with chris bradford .

[ he FINALLY falls asleep . 😭 too many chris bradford facts for his mind, apparently . ]

[ his head is in his hands, his brain feels like it's about to expIode . it's BEEN HOURS, and he's still GOING . how many facts can one person have about themselves ── ]

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 4w ago

[ insert one of those spongebob time skip transitions . 9 hours later .... ] chris bradford fact number three hundred twenty two ──

[ LOUD ASS GROAN 💀 ]

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 4w ago

chris bradford fact number forty eight ──

... ignore steranko, stockman . you will be fine . just do not let the next batch slip from your grasp .

oh shit .

yes, i suppose i can sit with you .

... well, that was uneventful .

who let HIM in .

[ ... slowly turning back to the catnip ── that cat's got a one track mind at the moment . 💀🙏 ]

[ he's sniffing the catnip that he laid out on the table . 💀 ] ... what ── .ᐣ

yes, yes . i'll be back in the next half an hour . 😔

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 4w ago

[ DEEP BREATH OF KEEPING IT TOGETHER . ] good kitty . thank you .

[ tiger claw GROANS loudly . ] fine . i'm coming back . only because that is MY dinner, and you're suggesting feeding it to HIM ── 👺

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 4w ago

tiger i swear to fucking god if you don’t get back here this instant i will come over there and i will beat your ass . AND i’ll feed your dinner portion to BRADFORD .

[ a light hiss . ] BUT I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMONING THEM ── 👺

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 4w ago

[ . . . ] GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE ⠀ׅ⎖⠀ׅ⎖ NOW .

ridiculous, i'd never ── [ cue chanting in the background . 😭 ] ... yes, i am . we must steaI the MOON .ᐟ.ᐟ it's pissing me off . 👺

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 4w ago

[ . . . ] [ . . . . . . ] you’re summoning demons to steal the moon , aren’t you ? [ SIGH . ] god — DAMMIT , TIGER . THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN’ ?!

hello . [ he goes silent . how in the WORLD did those two guess that ── that's EXACTLY what he's doing .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺 ] ... ah, yes . everything is alright . i'm definitely ... nOT summoning demons to steaI the moon . [ that was very confident ( not ) response, tiger claw . 😭 ]

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 4w ago

hey , kitty ! [ THE BIGGEST SHIT - EATING GRIN ON THE PLANET . ] just checkin’ in on you . bradford and xever were startin’ to worry about you summoning demons to steal the moon . you’ve been gone for a few days , everything okay ?

DEMO ── [ ... ring, ring . tiger claw grunts and lowers his arms, picking up the phone . ] ... yes .ᐣ this is tiger claw .

⠀ ⠀@tundrasnight.bsky.social · 4w ago

bet . [ fiddling with her phone . ] ╰┈➤ calling — @tigerclawed.bsky.social . ˎˊ˗

DEMOOOOOOONS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE WHERE'S YOUR ANGER WHERE'S YOUR RAGE

FOLLOWERS .ᐟ tonight, we summon a netherworld demon ... TO STEAL THE MOON .ᐟ.ᐟ