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β My father trained me to protect the innocent and my sisterβs a hero. Guess what my paths gonna be like?β (teen muse, adult mun [30])
β GAH!! WHERE YOU COME FROM?!β
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π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."You walk too heavy." You didn't sneak around Cassandra Cain, dressed in full Batgirl regalia and never sleeping.
Sneak sneak sneak. Heβs gonna experience life and nobody is gonna stop him. Not even Cass. Not even his pops.
ββ¦..we have a long journey ahead of us.β β tell you what, you teach me how to better give those hands and Iβll teach you how to have fun. DEAL?β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."Who is Goku?"
Heβs just so happy to have the opportunity to form a sibling bond with Cass.
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β Okay Goku, Imma need you to chill for a second.β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."These are cartoons. These aren't even real techniques."
β Gul, we can train AND have fun.β β If you donβt watch it, yo body is gonna quit on you.β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."But ... why? You should be training."
β In front of a computer, duh.β DRAGS CASS into a library and pulls up the βRise of TMNTβ version. βThis is one of the more recent versions.β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."Go? Where?" Cass blinked, abruptly getting dragged off.
β You coulda tried being more subtle about it.β
βοΈSun-LightβοΈ@rayofsun-light.bsky.social Β· last yr.Sneezes.
β Why does pops get to have all the fun?β
β Was that guy checking out my DAD?β
Introducing "What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?" Freddy Smithersons "Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -" Aka "Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!" Gotham's Kitty Cat.
β Actually, heβs a RAT. Except bigger and a ninjutsu master.β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."So he is a turtle as well?"
β Yes. And adoptive father in most continuities.β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."I still don't get the joke. Oh. Wait. Is Master Splinter their master?"
β And theyre teenagers but yes. Thatβs the basic jist & concept.β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."It's a show? About turtles who are ninjas?"
β You never seen Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles?β
π¬πͺπΌπΌπͺπ·ππ»πͺ@orphan.quill.blue Β· last yr."Oh ... I don't get it."
How he has a smart-ass, mouthy son? Canβt quite answer that.
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