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Tijimu🏳️‍⚧️

@tijimu.bsky.social

Real Hatsune Miku 24 yo Coffee nerd 🔥Méchante gauchiste extrémiste🏳️‍🌈

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Tijimu🏳️‍⚧️@tijimu.bsky.social · 17h ago

Se souvenir de l'existence de maximum the hormone

Tijimu🏳️‍⚧️@tijimu.bsky.social · 19h ago

Combien /20 mon nouveau porte-encens ?

Un tube d'épice ducros vide avec un bouchon en papier d'aluminium et un bâton d'encens planté dedans

🥖Kekeflipnote🥖@kekeflipnote.bsky.social · yesterday

Heard it's Bowser day today? So happy Bowser day!

io (shop is open!)@waxwings.bsky.social · yesterday

interstate angel

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · yesterday

Alright we're doing a new story comic.

Panel 1: A girl with with melly black ponytailed hair is sitting in a messy room at a computer in the dark, playing a video game. She is saying "GET ON THE OBJECTIVE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING??"

Panel 2: She grits her teeth as, in the headphones in the voice chat, voices say stuff like "STUPID B*TCH", "WHAT'S YOUR ONLYFAMS?" and "GET OUT OF QUEUE AFTER THIS AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN"

Panel 3: She throws down her headphones, her face grimaced with anger and she stands off her chair, toppling it, and yells "rrrrrRRRFUCKING ... MOIDS!!" She wears round glasses, has messy bangs, and has a small mole on the left side of her face. She wears a grey sweatshirt and grey sweatpants.

Panel 4: Her glasses seem to reflect fire as she yells "I PRAY FOR THE DAY WHEN HUMAN CLONING IS VIABLE AT SCALE AND WE CAN FINALLY SAY GOODBYE TO THESE EVOLUTIONARY DEAD ENDS!!!"

Panel 5: She calms down a bit, huffing, as more of her room is revealed. Her floor is littered with junk food packaging and she's got an exposed mattress with no cover.

Panel 6: She says "I'm hungry. I should hit up the corner store for a snack."

Panel 7: She remembers the cute girl who works the register, with shoulder-length hair and a green apron, and says "At least there's a GIRL working there now."

Panel 8: She thinks about a golden-retriever-esque orange haired buff guy at the register instead, and says "And not that SMOOTHBRAIN MOID that was working there before as a summer job."

Panel 9: Her eyes go wide and her mouth goes beak-like as she says "OH! I wonder if she's based? ..." and thinks "I should test her."

Panel 10: The NEET girl is standing at the register at the convenience store, buying a soda, and energy drink, and a bag of chips. The clerk, that cute girl she remembered, says "Hey there~ Another late night gaming sesh?"

Panel 11: The NEET girl rubs her hands together nervously and replies "Oh, um, yeah, haha. So uh ... How 'bout them moi--, how 'bout them MEN, huh?"

Panel 12: The clerk, confused, looks at her wide-eyed and says "huh?"

Panel 13: The NEET girl puts on a cruel smile and says "PerVERTED, ZERO emotional intelligence, VIOLENT, and STUPID amirite?"

Panel 14: The clerk starts putting her stuff in a plastic bag, replying "Oh, haha, yeah ... We DO have problems with that."

Panel 15: The NEET girl, revealed here to be wearing red sneakers with her sweatshirt/sweatpants outfit, smugly faces the other way, crosses her arms, and replies "HAH! MEN have problems with that. They're MEN'S problems, not OURS."

Panel 16: The clerk points at himself nervously and says "Ah, um. No, I mean ... I'm a man." The small amount of the NEET girl's face visible in the panel adopts an expression of shock and horror.

Guy in the sky(comms full)@guyinthesky.bsky.social · yesterday

#JJBA #SBR #artsky BALLS???

Illustration of Gyro, Johnny and Diego from SBR in chibi forms.

witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ ✊@nakou.bsky.social · yesterday

canada and mexico have the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever

CNBC@cnbc.com · 2d ago

U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters

Kévиɴ @phanto.eurosky.social · 2d ago

je vais péter un câble www.youtube.com/shorts/ICJSD...

Water bottle cap in Japan🇯🇵 #japan #japanese #onlyinjapan

YouTube video by RYU JAPAN

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Tijimu🏳️‍⚧️@tijimu.bsky.social · yesterday

Je vis pour vivre ça

Arcade@arcaaade.bsky.social · 2d ago

On essaie ce mois-ci

Arcade @arcaaade.bsky.social · 2d ago

On essaie ce mois-ci

Arcade@arcaaade.bsky.social · 2d ago

youtu.be/OF-ODqNdooU

Johannes Herrmann (Phylloscopus)@taigasangare.eurosky.social · 2d ago

Et grâce à la nouvelle loi, peu importe que la légitime défense soit incompatible avec les faits : c'est légal. "Tirez, vous êtes couverts".

Libération@liberation.fr · 3d ago

Dans la nuit du 14 au 15 juillet, l’homme de 29 ans d’origine maghrébine a été tué par les tirs d’un agent du Pontet, ville RN près d’Avignon. L’enquête, en cours, montre pourtant que son véhicule était entravé et qu’il a été touché dans le dos. ➡️ https://l.liberation.fr/QCl

Eliduswag normale @eliduswag.bsky.social · 2d ago

Les commus neuroa qd t'as pas les "bons" intérêts spés hein... les gens qui aiment les trains ou les dinosaures ils peuvent en parler 3h ça pose de pb à personne mais tt de suite qd c'est moi avec Mathieu sommet c'est"cringe" et "une obsession malsaine" et "littéralement un appel au meurtre"

Julia L'Inconnue @julialinconnue.bsky.social · 2d ago

The animation is the friends we make along the way youtu.be/onuicROz7Ck Also, yon appears a few times and the music was made by Yonkagor so #yonkagorfanart

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Tijimu🏳️‍⚧️@tijimu.bsky.social · 3d ago

-vous êtes pas ouvert souvent -on ferme le midi, mais si vous voulez il y a les horaires sur la porte de la boutique -vous savez j'ai déjà plein de truc à me souvenir avant vos horaires Comme on est pas une torréfaction mais le bureau de Olicar et qu'on communique par télépathie avec nos clients