Narrator: Tikal is off doing very important Tikal things. Come back later.

Narrator: Tikal is picking Maria @parodymaria.bsky.social from school in a(nother) rental car. (Also, it's 3pm somewhere. Shut up!) Tikal: "Wow, there's a lot of traffic. Is this why there's so much pollution?" [Tikal holds up a sign that says "Maria" because "Robotnik" would probably cause alarm]

Im not takin my sneakers off! I am Sneakers O'Tenrec

Oh, are we back live? Welcome back, sports fans. We were having technical difficulties. (Sorry, guys, I gotta excited when did a thing and spilled decaf coffee everywhere.)

Tikal@tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh, I think Honey the Cat is trying something again! I’m so excited!

[Commercials end, and the camera cuts to Tikal] [Tikal strikes some Mettaton EX level poses and concludes with the Sonic Adventure 1 pose] Welcome back, sports fans. We’ve just made it to the Empire City potion of the race!

Tikal@tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 2mo ago

bsky.app/profile/surg... Oh, good one, Surge! … [Looks off to the side] Why are you signalling cut? What does that joke mean again? [Back to audience] Okay, we’re gonna go to commercial. We’ll be right back.

[Holding a microphone] Greetings, sports fans. <Doing Speed Racer voice> It is I, Tikal, who is here to do the sportscasting because sportscasting is what they asked me to do because I am good at giving compliments, so I will do the sportscasting. </Shtick> I always wanted to do that.

@im200yearsahead.bsky.social //OOC comment: I'd like to apologize for being rough with you over that meme you posted. I probably should've conducted myself better. I'm sorry.

Hey, Maria. @parodymaria.bsky.social Shadow informed me you start school tomorrow. Here's hoping you have a great first day back!

[Looking exceptionally chipper] I hope everyone's having a wonderful afternoon. Do yourselves a favor: Contact a friend or family member and let them know you care!

Narrator: Over on Angel Island, Tikal is punctual for her date with Shadow, Rouge, & Knuckles. @ult1matelifeform.bsky.social @number1jewelbat.bsky.social Tikal: [Holding picnic basket, blanket, etc.] "Knuckles appears to be running a tad late. I hope they all show up soon."

Amy Rose Pose #AmyRose #AmyroseFanart #Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog

“All right, I can do this! I just gotta get this for the date.” [Enters grocery store incognito complete with sunglasses covering eyes] “Yes, I’d like to purchase a nice bottle of wine please.” Clerk: “Ma’am, would you like white wine or red wine?” Tikal: [Blindsided] “Oh, come on!”

Hollywood, consider making my dream Rom Com about Samurai Jack (voiced by Phil LaMarr) & Johnny Bravo (voiced by Jeff Bennett), please and thank you!

Tikal@tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Tikal’s Tips: Like Kurasawa, I make mad films. Kay, I don’t make films, but if I did, they’d have a samurai.

Tikal’s Tips: Like Kurasawa, I make mad films. Kay, I don’t make films, but if I did, they’d have a samurai.

Well, uhhh, this is something I can't fix. I guess this is something I have to accept.

[Frantically looking through ancient texts to find a way to the Sol Dimension]

Today Knuckles and I struggled a bit with the ironing, but I think Shadow was pleased with how I did with the skincare.

Tikal Tips: <The complete lyrics to “Albuquerque” by Weird Al Yankovic complete with 20 different types of doughnuts and an apology to Intersex people>

Jump on Panel No. 1. It will take you to panels 2 and 3. Jump as soon you land on the panel, or else you’ll fall.

Tikal's Tips: Hi. This is Tikal. I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your message after the beep.

[Arrives in a marital arts gi with a backpack full of supplies] Okay, Shadow @ult1matelifeform.bsky.social, I'm here. I'm very sorry I'm late. There was a situation with a couple people getting sucked up by a tornado at Windy Valley, and it was a whole thing getting them home.

Maria, I gotta do some real fancy maneuvers to get Mystery Robot Sonic off of us. @parodymaria.bsky.social If we don’t get out of this alive, I want you to know: your friend Shadow’s the coolest guy I’ve ever met, and I really want him to like me after this if I survive!

Tikal@tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[Starts blasting UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE fan music out of the car speakers] Your cousin's machines won't give up without a serious chase! youtu.be/ewREVlHKiMY?...

[Starts blasting UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE fan music out of the car speakers] Your cousin's machines won't give up without a serious chase! youtu.be/ewREVlHKiMY?...

Vs. TESCO NEO (OST)

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Tikal@tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Get in the backseat and buckle up! This is gonna be a wild ride!

[Getting into the rental car] @parodymaria.bsky.social Maria! Let's go! They're gonna kill us!

Oh, shoot, I better find Maria and get out!

Well, that was wonderful! Good time had by all. I'm beat! [Begins to sneak out]

That should be the last of the 20,736 eggs. I think I did a pretty good job!

A dead end! [Turns around, ready to fight by throwing the eggs as hard as she can] [Does some sweet maneuvers to dodge all their attacks like some sort of martial arts master] [Destroys the last of the Egg Pawns without a single egg] That wasn't easy! I just made that look easy!

Tikal@tikaltheechidna.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[Chasing after the egg pawn with a couple cartons of eggs and does a battle screech] Prepare to get dunked on! [Gets around a corner to find a group of about 18 egg pawns] Oh. [Throws one egg at the original egg pawn and retreats but fires off eggs as she runs]