The Library of Alexandra sounds like a good idea unless you have ever used Confluence

I got a recreation of Abercrombie Woods and my wife asked what smells like a mall from the 90s

Everyone talks about Oreos getting out of control, but the Chex people are also playing fast and loose with the flavors

🫩 except I was wearing the device…

Me 11yo washing a dish by hand: this old school, like when you and mom were growing up

I accidentally ate my fortune cookie with the fortune still in it. Is that good?

GM everyone in my house is still asleep so time to do the dad thing: cook breakfast in total silence

Diarrhea Lettuce would be an awesome band name

wtf it’s August this weekend?

“Battling demons” - self improvement or playing Diablo?

What’s my dream job? Frantically playing a song about storms on an accordion in a windmill.

My wife, being served a delicious plate of molten hot magma: this is cold

GM ☀️ my cars dashboard got changed to kmph and I thought I was racing to work this morning

Riding my bike through the woods at night is spooky. I fully expect Shere Khan to jump out and eat me.

GM ☀️ dropping my daughter off at camp this summer has given us time to study her 00’s emo band knowledge together

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LinkedIn is having blazing rows about the 7 lessons that thought leaders can take from Odysseus's logistical decisions.

My kid, walking into my room: I can’t sleep Me, a problem solver: probably because you’re standing up in my room

Guy in my BlueSky DMs: Hey I got one of those big checks with your name on it I just need your name. And SSN.

Maybe one more coffee will fix me

GM ☀️ had coffee with @flicknow.xyz this morning which is a great way to start Sunday!

I sure hope my wife never finds out I married way above my league. Go Cubs

Ducks are awesome. Imagine if your body was a paddle boat.

This penguins name is Dave

GM ☀️ wife and I are going to the aviary today so she can hold an owl

I just had Millie’s for the first time and that is some damn good ice cream

*me to my daughter* in this house, we get the lyrics to Sugar We’re Going Down correct

Today I got fulfill a dream of being able to bike commute to the office

When I am trying to impress my wife I do my