Wow former president James Taylor

SWEEEEEPPPTTT THOSE DODGER FUCKSSSSS

Cartoon Character Sweeping with a Broom

ALT: Cartoon Character Sweeping with a Broom

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Me when I'm hunting

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 5h ago

05 Aug 2026

Sometimes I feel like I'm close to making a friend but something about the way I text (my digital vibe, if you will) just doesn't let it happen.

Anybody read this one?

Only Wednesday? Well fuck you too relativity.

Wait I forgot the dodgers are paying Kyle Tucker $60mil a year to suck, that makes me feel better

Getttingggg a greasssyyyy quesadilla

I'm trying to become one of those people who annoys others just by existing, I'm tired of having to put so much effort into being annoying

These doilies smell like cigarettes because they are family heirlooms

I think he scratches at his face on purpose to stay in touch with his Southside roots

no cheating post your lock screen(s)

Jay 🏡@hey-itsjay.bsky.social · 2d ago

no cheating post your lock screen

Random photos I don't think I've posted but if I have oh well

Made it to the part of the day where I sit in a park

moved my personal pc & desk into the kitchen like it's a god damn bill paying station from 1998

Bulgapolooza

Have some plants

This movie is so close to being good, plus young Robert Englund and Sid Haig.

nothing brings out the stars like the maiden voyage of a monorail

You should read all of my posts as if they're coming to you via wire. Stop.

Maybe I don't know why I'm here or even what I'm working towards but this is nice

Look I'm just gonna say it: we should have an orgy.

In the words of Henry David Thoreau "you better walk BITCH"

craving of the day: mushroom swiss burger

This one is made from recycled ocean plastic and costs twice as much as the normal Timex recycled watches because Snoopy (still reasonably priced and reliable because Timex)