I didn’t think GLP-1s were for me until the commercials started using that Sleigh Bells song
Tim Duffy
@timduffy.bsky.social
You might remember me from Twitter. Veteran of the content mines. https://letterboxd.com/TimDuffy/
What’s the deal with video uploads on this app? Videos already reduced to as small as possible and still they fail to upload
*Alicia Keys voice* 🎶IN NEW YORK! EVERYBODY’S DYING OF HEAT STROKE THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DOOOOOO
Copy cat couple just climbed the tallest building in Brooklyn to propose opening up their relationship
Just noticed I’ve been using Kleenex “facial” tissues to blow my nose 🤦♂️
Just saw a guy in a “Let’s Go Brandon” t-shirt. I assume he’s somehow a dipshit AND a time traveler.
*jerking vigorously* “Just as I suspected, raccoons aren’t into hand stuff.”
Bill Maher's Mark Twain ceremony is gonna be like the Chevy Chase Roast where he realized he has no friends.
Been keeping up with my 2026 new music I like playlist. Probably be even newer tomorrow music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Sketch idea: Greg Bovino grows out a mustache to go into hiding but he can only grow a Hitler mustache
Can’t believe we’re gonna do a new forever cause of how much our dumb president hates windmills
If Trump’s gonna keep falling asleep at meetings he should at least have the decency to show up to work in Scrooge-style pajamas. ‘Tis the season, ya sleepy bitch
Can’t imagine Jack White and Eminem having a conversation. Like what does Eminem know about taxidermy and the crank based innovations of the early 20th century?
Zohran wooed Trump by promising to bring Cats back to Broadway.
They voted to release the Epstein Files but not like Zack Snyder’s Epstein Files
In my 40s looking at the price of Geese tickets and weeping for 20 somethings. I saw The Strokes and White Stripes together for $40 at a similar point in their career.
Now all the “never going to NYC if that man gets elected” have to stay in their shitty towns that can’t even sustain a single M&M Megastore
Knew it was over for him when I saw someone wearing a “Cuomosexuals for Mamdani” shirt
Cuomo and Michael Rappaport gonna leave New York City like “who’s coming with me?!”
“Boomers are voting early in droves, which is bad news for Mamdani.” Meanwhile, these are the boomers
Michael Stipe@michaelstipe.bsky.social · last yr.Go NEW YORK CITY ZOHRAN FOR THE PEOPLE!!🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️
This is what bands that got one 8.3 from Pitchfork look like when they reunite
Imagine caring about whatever comes next when you read “Bill Maher has endorsed…”?
I don’t mind if AI is trained using my memories and my knowledge, but my vibe is sacred
Tylenol might’ve made you autistic, but you make life AUTASTIC!
They said Trump would have a chilling effect but this shit doesn’t seem chill at all
Let this be a lesson: you can hang out with Greg Gutfeld trying to appease the right and the president will still try to get you fired