“Miami has fallen apart like a three dollar lawn chair” - the inimitable Eric Collins
If Pop were coaching it would simply be LeBron: DNP - Old
Jalen Suggs heard yelling “You aint bout that Suggs life”
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 9mo agoEverything about this Magic - Sixers scrap is pretty funny but Jalen Suggs wanted all the smoke and got ejected
POSTER ALERT: Brandon Ingram throws it down on Kalkbrenner
Do you feel like there’s been more blowouts than usual? It’s not just your imagination, per Neil Paine neilpaine.substack.com/p/the-2025-2...
The 2025-26 NBA Is Warped Beyond Recognition
Blowouts, skewed standings and historically bad bottom-feeders are twisting the entire season out of shape — and the tank race hasn't even started cooking yet.
neilpaine.substack.com
Per the NBA: Jalen Johnson (23y, 330d) became the youngest player since Magic Johnson (21y, 227d) to record 30+ points, 15+ rebounds, 10+ assists, and 5+ steals in a game. Magic Johnson did so on 3/29/1981.
Oh No He Didn't@ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 9mo agoThe final stat line
If he keeps this up, Scottie Barnes is going to make a case for an All-NBA spot this season 28/10/8 with 5 blocks to lead the Raptors to two games over .500 for the first time in almost three years
Alex Caruso for first team all hustle The Thunder are a ridiculously well-oiled machine
The oldest team in the league lost a player to a hip injury The weekly bingo nights must be getting pretty heated
Michael Scotto@mikeascotto.bsky.social · 9mo agoLos Angeles Clippers guard Bradley Beal was diagnosed with a hip fracture and will undergo season-ending surgery, team says. Beal is expected to make a full recovery in 6-9 months. Beal has a $5.62 million player option for the 2026-27 season.
Next year the All Star game will feature 12 teams based on astrological birth sign If there are not enough Capricorns or Geminis then Adam Silver will select more players based on zodiacal compatibility
Mike Vorkunov@mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 9mo agoSo to sum up the All-Star Game selection process this season: 24 All-Stars 12 from each conference Positions don't matter 16 US players 8 World players 2 US teams 1 World team 8 players per team If there are not enough US or World players then Adam Silver will select more to fill out the teams.
A small measure of justice for Mavs fans, but it’s never going to fix the pain of seeing Luka in a Lakers jersey
All these nailbiters and the Pelicans are down 30 to the Suns The Hawks stealing their first round pick was bird on bird violence
Crazy night of hoops Jaime Jaquez Jr with the gorgeous spin to tie it up, then Donovan Mitchell misses the buzzer beater so Cavs and Heat headed to OT
Desmond Bane with the crazy contested buzzer beater to win it for the Magic
Tyrese Maxey with the slippery finish to end the half with 17 points This is why he’s number two in the NBA in scoring
Luka with another monster game: 35 points 9 boards 13 assists 5 steals 2 blocks And the Lakers are now 7-2 as the number 2 seed in the West
Incredible comeback by the Bulls from 24 down as Vuc nails the 3 with three seconds left
The unprotected first round pick that New Orleans sent to Atlanta is going to haunt the Pelicans more than the terrifying face of King Cake Baby
Michael Scotto@mikeascotto.bsky.social · 10mo agoNew Orleans Pelicans say Zion Williamson has been diagnosed with a grade 1 left hamstring strain and will be re-evaluated in 7-10 days. Williamson has led the NBA in free throw attempts (11.4) so far this season.
Keep expecting the Bulls to turn into a pumpkin but they just keep winning Josh Giddey with a career high 32 points along with 10 boards and 9 assists to lead the Bulls to a 5-0 record
Justin Russo@flybyknite.bsky.social · 10mo agoChicago Bulls are 20-5 in their last 25 regular season games dating back to March 6.
Scottie Barnes has been on fire from three to start this season
Ryan Rollins has officially exorcised the ghost of Ryan Hollins from the NBA 32 points and 8 assists in the Bucks win over the Dubs
Cooper Flagg is going to be a grandpa before this baseball game ends
Rookie Dylan Harper races down the court to beat the buzzer He’s been really impressive so far