Chris

@timeachris.bsky.social

Game Designer at Archetype Entertainment. Formerly BioWare. I like arguing, music, and margaritas.

One of my favorite things about TotK is that even if you do the Addison signs terribly but they still stand, the game will not correct them but leave them in the exact same working configuration you had. And Addison thinks it’s perfect, anyway, which sums up the design philosophy of the entire game.

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This Digger astroturfing is incredible, man lmao. When was the last time you saw so many shills for a $150+ million stinker? For me it was Justice League.

Game dev pro tip: if someone questions why you are using a constant or magic number, just start calling it a “coefficient” — it sounds cooler and makes it seem like you know what you are doing.

Resident Evil was alright. Funny, gross, cool monsters, very little to do with the games (sorry, it’s true) to the degree I’d have prefer this to be standalone. In true Creggar fashion, the ending was disappointing.

Tactics RPGs might be my favorite genre, but I've have really liked modern Fire Emblem lol. But I'm sure the good reviews will hype me to buy this next one anyway, play it for 10 hours, then drop it.

Thinking of starting a Pink Floyd cover band but we don't play actually play any shows we just get together in someone's garage and jam through their discography.

People saying the OoT remake releasing 2 weeks before GTAVI is ballsy, but I think it's extremely clever counter-programming. They ain't competing with GTA anyway, and there is nothing else happening in games that month anyway.

Trying to find a decent written guide for games anymore is impossible. The only good ones are on IGN but the IGN Guides site is so bloated with ads it crashes my phone browser 100% of the time