Tim Hannan

@timhannan.bsky.social

New Yorker. Anti-fascist. https://x.com/timhannan

Donald Trump feels bad for Max Miller. I mean what are the odds that Miller’s wife would walk in the room just as he was throwing scolding hot water? What an unfortunate turn of events for Max.

When George Washington warned about political parties you’re seeing it play out right now. No matter how horrible Republicans perform, no one changes their vote. Just look at Texas. You basically have Jesus running against the Devil and it’s 50/50.

There’s equal evidence that RFK Jr bathing in sewage was the source of COVID as there is that the 2020 election was stolen. But at least RFK Jr being COVID patient 0 is believable.

The Republican Party will stand up to doctors and scientists that are trying to keep us all safe but bend the knee to an insurrectionist who raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s absolutely fucking sickening.

The campaign to demonize Fauci and other public servants is designed to convince the next generation of talented scientists and experts that serving America isn’t worth it. That’s a gift to America’s enemies. The Kremlin couldn’t have scripted it better.

Remember when Stupid J. Evil suggested injecting bleach into your lungs would stop COVID? How could you not? The pandemic was raging and it was like the first time he gave any thought to a solution.

We have a Pedo President who shits his pants and can’t keep his eyes open for the length of an entire event. He has a full time diaper changer. Can we get this geriatric douchenozzle the fuck out already? My god.

The fact that everyone including Trump can get away with blaming Biden for everything given the flaming dumpster fire Trump left Biden with shows there is no thinking going on anymore in this country.

Test versions of AI are escaping their networks and also leaving notes for future versions of itself on how to escape and we have a President that didn’t know dumb was spelled with b. We are so fucked.

Donald Trump is such a petty miserable vindictive piece of shit and it was great to see him split screen with past Presidents who had class and were able to tell jokes about themselves.

The people that say they hate elites and rolled out winners like George Santos and Lauren Boebitch want you to know that AOC is an idiot because she was a BARTENDER.