Timothy Cornell
@timothycornell.bsky.social
Boston litigator, free speech, False Claims Act and securities enthusiast
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
This is awesome! Maybelle Blair pitched in the original Women’s Baseball League in the 1940’s . Here she is throwing out the ceremonial first pitch of the WPBL.
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
The headline of the week, from the “Midcoast Villager” of Camden, Maine:
New oral argument tic detected: you know how JD Vance puts a “right?” after something that is decidedly not right? Lawyers seem to be doing this in court now.
This is the Warner Bros. courthouse (which was also City Hall in countless Batman movies). Many, many “courthouse steps were filmed right here . #appellateplaces
A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:
Imagine choosing to run for a Senate seat, knowing you’ve got a load of dirty laundry, and thinking it won’t come out.
Tucked away in West Yorkshire is a hidden piece of transatlantic history perfect for the Fourth of July. The Triumphal Arch on the Parlington Estate in Aberford is Britain's only monument dedicated to American independence. Built in 1783 by the eccentric, whig-sympathising
Our house was built in 1803. It had never seen an air conditioner. Until today. Live Cool Or Die.
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
Are we ever going to learn of the name of the guy who supposedly was heroically rescued after eluding the Iranian army all night?
She was my classmate in law school and a wonderful, thoughtful, humble person.
Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · 2mo agoKnown as Princess Bha, the Thai king's eldest daughter was considered heir to the throne before she fell into a coma. She had a Cornell Univ. PhD in law; served as ambassador to Austria; a UNODC ambassador; held rank of general. www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is a really interesting idea. And we should 100% think big going forward.
Asha Rangappa@asharangappa.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy Go Big or Go Home thoughts for this Saturday: I make the case for why we should consider amending the Constitution to create a fourth branch open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
This is not only true, it only permits only one conclusion: the surviving member of Milli Vanilli must be made president of Columbia University
@katp2.bsky.social · 2mo agoimagine being an elite university or major newspaper or an elected member of Congress and realizing that you don't have the moral backbone of, to quote this marvelous post, a group popular 40 years ago and best known for lip syncing and also one of them is dead.
The first baseballs called balls and strikes themselves.
Jim Unwin@jimunwin.bsky.social · 5mo agoNeolithic hedgehog sculpture
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
Wonder if this is a hidden message to Stephen Colbert.
Leah McElrath@leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 2mo agoPope Leo quoting Tolkien in his encyclical on AI seems like a pointed reference for the tech oligarchs who have appropriated LOTR for their own ends.
CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.
Yellow-bellied sapsucker saying hello this morning.
www.justice.gov/d9/2026-05/u... Lawyers in their 40s who graduated from Yale and Columbia Law and worked for Latham & Watkins, Gotschal Weil, Sidley Austin & Goodwin Procter, now facing insider trading charges for tens of thousands in trades.
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Yo, anyone want to be a Bird Identification Machine Learning Software Engineer for the wonderful Cornell Lab of Ornithology, home of the Merlin app?!? It’s remote! I do not have these skills but maybe you do! #jobs jobs.hr.cornell.edu/us/en/job/WD...
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4,400-year-old terracotta board from the Lothal site in Gujarat, India, possibly an early chess game
Big steaks. I don’t get wanting to feel so full on beef, but whatever.
Raffi Melkonian@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 4mo agoNon sports reality tv. I don’t get it but you know what, seems like a lot of people really enjoy it.
SUMMARY: Negotiations must ensure the Strait is opened but do not matter because the Strait will open automatically. The failure of Iran to open the Strait means it remains closed, so it will now be forced open via the mechanism of full closure. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
"The flawed American Experiment in democracy, and maybe the world as we know it, cannot survive if the mentally and physically deteriorating Trump is allowed to serve out the final 1,017 days of his term as the 47th U.S. president."
Bell@pocono.bsky.social · 4mo agoAlways read Will's columns. Here's a gift link. share.inquirer.com/Un8adK
