Timothy Malcolm
@timothymalcolm.bsky.social
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Absolute fail by Joe Davis not to do the final out call of “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”
The play of this defense is just more proof the Eagles gotta clean house
Annoying that if the Eagles had even a SEMBLANCE of a pass rush they might be up a score.
Whatever happened to all the sacks this defense was supposed to get?
That was the best designed Eagles screen pass since 2007
I like how ESPN makes it sound like the Eagles have had just “recent” postseason success compared to the Cowboys. Since 1990 it was them for the first EIGHT YEARS and then us for the next TWENTY-EIGHT.
I haven’t cared less about an Eagles game in six years. And that’s pretty wild.
Between 2022 and ‘25 the only thing the Red Sox offense did better than the Phillies was BABIP. This isn’t me voicing an opinion. Just was curious.
MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 3d agoFor my child’s 10th birthday I’m developing an entire AMAZING RACE based on her.
David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social · 4d agocool, cool
Fox News personalities Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are married.
Timothy Malcolm@timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 4d agoFox News personalities Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are married.
Fox News personalities Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are married.
Timothy Malcolm@timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 4d agoFox News personalities Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are married.
Fox News personalities Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are married.
The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com · 4d agoFox News personalities Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are married.
Whoa whoa you can run the ball, force the other team to use their timeouts, get the clock to 1 second and kick a field goal to win as time expires, giving the other team no chance to respond? What?!
Getting irrationally angry at the Sirius XM 90s on 9 countdown for this week in 1999 because they’re playing “Back That Azz Up” instead of “Back That Thang Up,” the radio edited version THAT ACTUALLY CHARTED.
Wow we’re gonna challenge a 140-year-old neighborhood play now? lol
Saw Rays pitching coach Kyle Snyder and flashed back to when I signed him to be the fifth starter of the Phillies in my MVP05 franchise.
Oh my GOD these teams are so evenly matched and make such good plays. Thank GOD we’re not getting the swingin’ Dodgers or Yankees.
These are the top two teams in baseball and I’m glad they’re getting seven games to finish things.
Political ads during the World Series riling me up
Wait wait wait wait a second, so you’re saying the Sixers … are a … FLIP THE SWITCH TEAM?!
I think there may be a not insignificant percentage of LeBron’s decision that was about making Tyrese Maxey an MVP and hall of fame level player.
was that the best Philly sports team win since Super Bowl LIX? lol
Well here we go with the most important season in Sixers history. I’m sure it’ll go great!
I also once was obsessed with this show. Sorkin’s world building is incredible, it’s his biggest strength. But I recently rewatched the pilot and man it’s reaching for a WHOLE LOT when it’s just about uh a late-night comedy show.
Alan Sepinwall@sepinwall.bsky.social · last wk.Aaron Sorkin's infamous Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip debuted 20 years ago this fall. I talked with a group of contemporary comedy writers about why the show didn't work, but also why they're still obsessed with it:
We need to put the “Jalen Hurts is bad” people to bed. They are driven mostly by one thing, and we know what it is. The guy shows up, is a top-10 QB and lives and dies with his coaches’ napoleon complexes.
One of these days When my feet are on the ground I’m gonna look around And see See what’s right See what’s there And breathe fresh air ever after 42.
Just bringing this back for no reason
Timothy Malcolm@timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 3w agoI think you have to fire Sirianni now
It’s summer 1972. The Sanford & Son theme song band takes five, but half the guys keep jamming and come up with “Go Pack Go.”