TimurphySmith

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Journalist. Author. Zero A.I.. Hire me. #LGM https://timwrite.net

I dislike Elon Musk’s company smashing a lump of stuff into the Moon for two reasons: 1) It’s brought all the crystal clutching, anti-science, anti-knowledge hippies out in force. 2) Elon Musk is a narcissistic prick who is in a position to smash stuff into the Moon.

I dislike Elon Musk’s company smashing a lump of stuff into the Moon for two reasons: 1) It’s brought all the crystal clutching, anti-science, anti-knowledge hippies out in force. 2) Elon Musk is a narcissistic prick who is in a position to smash stuff into the Moon.

BBC Radio 4 Sunday 1pm news going full HAL from 2001, Frankenstein's Monster, fear, uncertainty, doubt for a piece on Artificial Intelligence. Included interviewing a chap from Google Deep Mind speaking to national media in 'a personal capacity' as people from Google definitely do.

Remember when the Daily Mail et al were outraged that Southport Killer Axel Rudakubana was being moved from PRISON! to softy HOSPITAL! ? (The "hospital" was in fact High Security Broadmoor with its specially trained staff and specialised facilities) This is why. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Southport killer charged with 'multiple assaults' on prison staff

Southport killer Axel Rudakubana has been charged with three assaults on prison staff at Belmarsh, the Metropolitan Police said

mirror.co.uk

Remember when… The FA Cup wasn't The Emirates FA Cup? The Charity Shield wasn't The FA Community Shield Supported by McDonalds? The League Cup wasn't The Carabao Cup? Of course not, you're way too young. (FIFA's plan to monetise literally everything it can will eventually come into being)

There is a fox family whose members continue to come into our garden and crap on or near our dog's toys. Why hasn't ANdY BuRNHam stopped this yet? He could if he want to!!

Accusations of Intellectual Snobbery are really very lazy and should always be met with “that’s just reverse intellectual snobbery”. After all, that’s the “I know you are but what am I?” level of conversation both insults operate at. So there.

Canadian wild fires - major world wheat supplier. Ukraine - major wheat supplier - at war. Domestic (UK) wheat crops severely affected by heatwaves. Be prepared for very expensive bread and, if you make bread at home, very expensive flour.

Can't wait to see FIFA franchising teams like MLB and other US sports bodies. Buy your subscription now to see the World Cup semi-finals between England Royals v France Guillotines at 9pm and Argentina Generals vs Egypt Pharos at 9:30 No Offsides Rule! Goaltenders can only use one hand!

Many moons ago on Twitter, someone said I should be hung for being lefty scum. Obviously, I corrected them, telling them that when referring to an execution the word is “Hanged”. When referring to a pheasant, the word is “hung”. I sipped some more champagne and blocked the fucking prick.