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@tinni.bsky.social

31/he/him Moose on the Internet

Caretakers who gaslight you into believing you are an adulthood dropout. That it was your failure to live up to the standards of being a functional grownup. It was you who couldn’t manage to keep your undies dry or sleep without a plushie. It was you that needed a grownup supervising you…

Begging your parents to put you on a hyper-fiber diet like all your friends are doing. You saw that one of the girls in your class made poopies in her diaper and filled it from back to front in one push! She was even wearing the new extra thick Pampers Teen Cruisers!! You don't wanna be left out!!!