Several things got broken in the move, not just my car's AC. Today, I began repairs on my beautiful and long-suffering antique folding table, Suzanne, who was grievously injured and lost a leg. She's been waiting very patiently to be reassembled, and I'm looking forward to her being upright again! 🖤

😭 I still can't edit, but now I have the "you can see how many likes, but we'll ALSO give you a preview of two of those likes so you don't have to click and see if those two people liked your post even though we also told you in your notifications tab" update. Very useful. Thank you Bluesky.

Spent 2 days with a migraine. Apparently the toxic dust and sparkling sunshine is a terrible combination for my skull. But I'm alive, and working on the patterns for my beaded video game fanfic story that will take me close to 5 years to finish because I'm beading an entire video game like a nut.

I keep thinking I have enough trash to complete the trash golem, and then it all disappears into the void. This thing has a superhuman trash capacity. It's still not ready!! 😭 But it's very close. I still have some unpacking to do that should yield more trash for the golem.

Bedhead says it's a perfect day to let your weird little light shine! Today's lucky numbers: 5, 19, 86, 47, e4tBILLIONaires

@themaskednebraskan.bsky.social YOU GOT A TIME MACHINE AND DIDN'T TELL ME??????? I've obviously not explained how I need to put a recently deceased person into the jaws of a recently deceased t-rex in the ideal conditions for fossilization. I like to play a long prank too

Did you know, that not only do I make cookies the traditional way, I EAT them the traditional way too? It's a lost art, like many of our social graces. But I do my best to properly demonstrate.

Did you know, that not only do I make cookies the traditional way, I EAT them the traditional way too? It's a lost art, like many of our social graces. But I do my best to properly demonstrate.

It's time to play: How many cookies can I fit in my mouth at once?!

I know I'm about as consistent as the weather lately, but I won't be reading on my twitch channel tonight. My hormones have decided that they MUST do their duty, regardless of having no uterus to wring out. So instead I made Comfort Food™ which I am going to go eat in the bath.

My cat has sided with the Trash Golem. It's gonna be me and Grumpy Face Balloon against a Trash Golem and a cat. The upcoming battle on Sunday will be one for the bards!

Why are big things in movies and shows depicted like they're moving through water? Like, super slow and "can't punch or run in dreams" quality? Do we think that's how we look to bugs? I'm pretty sure we are so fast most bugs are oblivious to our presence because we're gone before they notice

I'm still sick and not loving my face, but my outfit was adorable today. You'll just have to trust that the big white hat I was wearing really helped finish off this look. Happy Thirsty Thursday, friends

My lunch post is still running up the numbers, but at 9pm MT, I'll be on my twitch channel attempting to read the last part of The Knights Tale by Chaucer while ever so slightly (who am I kidding?!) stoned.

Gonna start blocking everyone who mentions the lack of mayo in my potato salad. I didn't need people that obtuse in my vicinity. I'll drive them insane with my sense of humor, and they'll drive me insane with their pedantry. It's better for both of us this way 🙂‍↕️

Potato Salad for lunch

I think I'll be back to reading condition tomorrow. I'm still too mucousy to handle Chaucer. But with luck I'll be back to good by tomorrow night!

Forgot to show off yesterday's outfit and proof of life. As you can see, I'm alive 🙂‍↕️ Still sick, but on the "getting better" side of it now.

I read about the Interracial Cuck Theory of Everything last week and it's almost upsetting how well it really does explain so much of the current Conservative White Male moment we're having.

Cool name for a nerdy beader selling nerdy beading patterns... and... GO!

Anyone know of any part time, WFH jobs that will let me pull in about $800/month and no more than $1690? My business idea got coffin'd by an exemption rejection from the apartment management I'm a decent typist, but shit with numbers, and have panic attacks at phone calls... I'm very employable...

Screwed Jack Tripper

ALT: Screwed Jack Tripper

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I can breathe enough to vape today! I think I'm gonna live. Jury still out on how we feel about that.

Still existing. Going to microdose death by trying to sleep, in the hopes of feeling alive tomorrow.

Too sick for social media. Back when not ill. Please shenanigan in my place.

I don't know about you, but I'm ready for The Rupture.

My son has determined that the reason the bad guys are still in charge is because we don't have enough swords. I reminded him guns exist now and his response was, "guns are for bad guys, swords are for heroes" And like, I really hope he doesn't bring a sword to a gunfight someday...

Time for a hot toddy, a hot pad, and a hot mess to crawl into bed together

I feel like my face has been kicked out from the inside. Holy beans on unholy toast. This facial pain is unreal 😭 I'm guessing having a multi-condition flareup took its toll on my immune response because this microscopic bully has a remarkably outsized impact.

I feel like more characters would help me feel a lot better 🥺

Another morning, another event our president survived. I've apparently spent far too much time being concerned about cholesterol abruptly cutting short my life. *Puts a yolk-only cheese and bacon omelet in the deep fryer* Time to YOLO bitches.