Not so Tiny Tina
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Pop! Goes the Bandit!! ♱ ⁺ ⋆₊˚ ✩. Tiny Tina, Borderlands/Arcane Export ❥︎ Ghxst/Saint, She/Her, 28 ⁺ ❦︎₊˚ An Independent Portrayal⋆˚
I just passed a very pretty very angry lady and all I gotta say is someone needs to buy flowers asap
[Follows Isha out of the pipe finally not lost in the mines]
Whoo! Finally figured out how to get out the mines again. Some areas might collapse though
I don't know why I'm questioning the bat thing My new mom's the same age as me so things are already wild
What are these fire lights and will they let me keep any and all explosives I happen to come across legally or otherwise
[ghxst] Gets called cool Puts her mask on like a super hero
Doesn't mean it tastes good, so I'd advise against. I tried to make it flavored once and it didn't go well Thought I'd have to build me a rocket launcher arm
Probably safer than most things to eat here anyway. Alright.
Biodegradable! So technically edible What? I care about the environment
Oh Powder. Maybe don’t eat that- there’s edible glitter but. Street glitters are not edible.
I didn't know y'all had a handsome Jack too fucking creepy
[she's childish, not an idiot thankfully. She's off to go glitter other things]
Eye twitch. If Jinx doesn’t want this one ending up in a chemguard suit…-
Smart getting all that while the glitter distracted them!! [They are m e n a c e s]
Humming as she just stands, remote detonator in her hand. Moments later the streets are flooded with glitter. "And pop! Goes the bandit!"
This family comes with a pet cat?? I. Am. Sold. But like I'm allowing the selling this time
[ghxst] Felicia's about to have a grown ass woman calling her grandma lmao I love small acts of tiny Tina chaos mwahahahaha
Uhhhhh If you mean tiny Tina as in ishas big sister yes yes totally (Don't blow my cover) (Haha blow, like blowing shit up)
Hell yeah! Stick it to the man kid whoo! [She's just saying shit rn who's the man who knows but it feels right]
That works too Gaslights the important part Now if anyone asks I'm you're big sister and I've been here the whole time here's some explosives