i met pizza seagull

i went to doctor city and everybody knew me 🤓 five years at @ucdavis.bsky.social flew by - just graduated with my phd in political science, studying america’s various democratic crises! so excited for my next steps as a postdoc at @goldmanschool.bsky.social at @ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social

just learned about an ancient french count named Walter White who had three sons named Drogo, Fulk, and Ralph III history is beautiful

dissertation = defended, which means you must unfortunately call me a doctor now

pretty cool evening

skyler gisondo taking over the role of a different child to play the aged up version of ben stiller’s son night at the museum 3 🤝 focker-in-law

learning about a 1937 film in which the main character has an incredibly prophetic name

beat slay the spire 2 ascension 10 with all the characters, lmao at my defect stats

trump every time his deadline to start a nuclear war approaches

at around 100 runs in, my slay the spire 2 win rate is 50% and i’m on ascension 9 with every character…. however i fear it is getting much harder now 🗡️☠️✨🦴⚡️

gray cop fremen hunters?

my 2009 review of dune as a middle schooler for an assignment where we had to write a letter about a book we were reading

playing slay the spire 2 multiplayer as silent and ironclad:

i already established this

The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Billy Joel Reveals ‘Piano Man’ Is About a Revolting, Cronenberg-Esque Piano-Human Hybrid Driven by Primitive, Uncontrollable Impulses thehardtimes.net/music/billy-...

i’m putting in a bid for warner brothers. i can pay $42 and throw in a piece of gum to sweeten the deal. david zaslav, let me know when and where you’d like to talk - i’m currently based out of the woods but you can get in touch with my people (a squirrel).

just saw lydia tár in her triumphant return to the stage

no, i won't be watching the bad bunny super bowl halftime show. no, i won't be watching the kid rock turning points usa halftime show. i'll be too busy watching the marxist extravaganza halftime show, featuring an ai hologram of hegel singing imagine dragons' greatest hits.

big day for the music from inception fan community at the women’s free skates event at the olympics

following the nancy guthrie kidnapping has been especially insane because she lives a few houses down from where i grew up 😳