A Tier 3 sub distracted me for two seconds and suddenly Norman is doing drugs. Oops. #HeavyRain

"I got this grip on lock." The game apparently disagreed with my definition of a perfect swing. #HeavyRain

"Hello, it's me. I sang the song wrong and I'm out of key." Apparently the problem was that I didn't have my glasses on. #HeavyRain

Just me trying to press the right buttons while Ethan crawls through an electricity maze. No pressure. #HeavyRain

Of course I would sacrifice anything for my kid. That answer was easy. #HeavyRain

He can't army crawl right-side up and you want him to crawl sideways? 😭 #HeavyRain

Ethan might want to do something about that blood trail. Just a thought. #HeavyRain

When is he gonna explain that he got severe electrical burns from chasing a butterfly? It's called the Butterfly Effect. Ask Ashton Kutcher. #HeavyRain

What, wait!? I didn't mean to click things. The dialogue options were already confusing, and then someone put googly eyes on my avatar. #HeavyRain

I didn't start the fire...Ethan did, probably. #HeavyRain

The hardest boss in Heavy Rain is Ethan trying to run. He spent the entire market chase flailing into everything while I begged him to get up and move. #HeavyRain

They named hype trains after me. Twitch has treasure trains and community trains now, so clearly the next step is giving me more emote slots.

Nobody even said it out loud. The TTS just dropped chaos on my VTuber and suddenly there were bits, confetti, and things flying everywhere. #Chaos

Throwback to this - how are you are gonna kidnap a woman during International Women’s History Month? #HeavyRain

When you click the wrong button. She poured the pills into her hand and at that point I just had to hope she knew what she was doing. #HeavyRain

When Heavy Rain NPCs test your patience. He is telling me we only have a few days and acting like he knows more than I do, and I am absolutely not having it. #HeavyRain

Playing video games at work. Why are we putting the glasses on again just to go play a video game in the middle of the police station? #HeavyRain

Zero sympathy for him. #HeavyRain

The most chaotic way to arrive. I launched the car off a cliff, flipped it, and then immediately had to figure out how to crawl out of the wreck. #HeavyRain

When games make you feel old. The TomTom GPS showed up and suddenly I was learning how to drive stick all over again. #HeavyRain

When you fail the parenting QTE, he just dropped the kid :/ #HeavyRain

I am the best driver ever. I said I totally had it and then crashed immediately after and had to crawl out of the wreck. #HeavyRain

He put the baby right back. That is a human baby, not a side quest. Of course it started crying the second he dropped it back in the bassinet! #HeavyRain

Norman really pulled the trigger. I was already stunned and then Blake reacted like this was the most normal thing in the world. #HeavyRain

My birthday party is tonight @ 9PM ET, you're invited. You can bring a friend, you can show up late, you can wear whatever you want. I don't have any plans because I am the plan =] #birthday #twitch #vtuber

Who was your witness, God? He said he was praying all day! #HeavyRain

Why would you hide it there? He really shoved the killer box under the bed and then just left like that solved the problem. #HeavyRain

TWD again tonight?

Ethan is such a piece of shit. No wonder she left him. How is he possibly likable? Congrats on beating the panic attack though! #HeavyRain

Schedule’s up 🖤 MON-WED: 9PM ET The Walking Dead FRIDAY: 9PM ET Birthday Stream Apocalypse choices, emotional damage, and birthday chaos.