had to undo a huge section of my work for a silly mistake AGAIN but i'm committed to this piece, i wasn't going to leave it in or give up!!!

"The parent taken into custody is a police officer from a neighboring jurisdiction" .............

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 14h ago

Police in southeast Michigan are investigating after a toddler pulled out a loaded pistol at a daycare.

A little reminder. #art #illustration

can you guys please tell me i'm not insane for preferring to sleep with the tumble dryer on. it's a pmdd thing how im boiling over this bs right now

to clarify: i mean the people who post these things INTEND for you to watch it and go "how SILLY who NEEDS that why would you DO that" and gather in a comment section to comment on every ridiculous detail because their goal is to make you all closely watch all the products they're presenting.

jaz ☁️ ✧･ﾟ* 📚🧶@tiredphoenix.swifties.social · yesterday

friendly reminder that these are ads and their only purpose is showing you as many (amazon) affiliate link products as possible and all of you eat this up and watch the whole thing every. single. time. how are people still falling for this?

friendly reminder that these are ads and their only purpose is showing you as many (amazon) affiliate link products as possible and all of you eat this up and watch the whole thing every. single. time. how are people still falling for this?

Scissors@scissors.myatproto.social · 2d ago

a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai

my dad's car is so insanely comfortable to drive oh my god it's like butter. like a cloud. like AIR. everything's so light and smooth and the chair's so comfortable and the HUD IS SO NICE

I DROVE MY MOM TO HER APPOINTMENT !!!!!!! AND PARKED IN THE UNDERGROUND GARAGE

i spent my whole day yesterday working on my sister's apartment so i'm too tired to give patient zero the attention it deserves 😭 the most insane thing that happened was us figuring out her radiator can ALSO COOL THE SPACE BY BLOWING COLD AIR????? WHAT THE FUCK. THE LUXURY???

i just clicked on a youtube video abt the azalea trail maids and this girl seriously says "when i tell you there is little to no information - i will look on tiktok, and i will be like 'history of the azalea trail maids'—" yyyyeah you lost me there. 🫩

progress on my current project!

ICE in Massachusetts: how you can support families affected

Mass50501@mass50501.bsky.social · 4d ago

ICE arrested about 40 of our South Coast neighbors this week. In New Bedford, MA, the orgs below are caring for immigrants and their families. Scan the codes to give or click the links below: Mujeres Victoriosas: zurl.co/5SX9H Humanity at Work: zurl.co/GS105

also they were insanely impressed with what i've done by myself at home omg i got so many compliments 😭😭 one of them said "i thought we'd have to send her to [local teacher] but looking at this, i don't think she needs it" AAAAAA

THEY WERE SO NICE 🥺🥺 and they gave me all this free stuff! that's like €35 worth of linnen! it's quite a big group, they have two 'koffiedames' which is sth i haven't experienced in sooooo long (basically two ladies tasked solely with serving coffee and tea) and they speak our regional dialect 🥺🤍

jaz ☁️ ✧･ﾟ* 📚🧶@tiredphoenix.swifties.social · 4d ago

AAAAA TODAY I'm GOING TO ATTEND THE FIRST MEETING WITH THE LOCAL LACEMAKERS GROUP

saw this post (not mine) but had to share this sequence

AAAAA TODAY I'm GOING TO ATTEND THE FIRST MEETING WITH THE LOCAL LACEMAKERS GROUP

ok ok i've had the whole encore on repeat all day and i do have to say: i want her to take more time for her next work!!!!!!! ever since ttpd i've had this feeling with a bunch of her songs that they should have spent a lil longer in the oven. there's sparkly gorgeous bits and awkwardness around it

you can also read this as a scott borchetta song 👀 ohhhhh. i think this one's very special

jaz ☁️ ✧･ﾟ* 📚🧶@tiredphoenix.swifties.social · 4d ago

idk if i'm hallucinating but i feel like patient zero calls back to multiple different songs of hers about different people who caused her heartache and that it's not about 1 situation with 1 ex but more broadly abt how she feels about watching people go through the same pain she went through

idk if i'm hallucinating but i feel like patient zero calls back to multiple different songs of hers about different people who caused her heartache and that it's not about 1 situation with 1 ex but more broadly abt how she feels about watching people go through the same pain she went through

i actually love that instead of trying to be cool she's fully going the other direction. you guys cringed at actually romantic and eldest daughter? awww. here's a musical theater number where i deliver my take in an even dorkier and even more unapologetic way! i love it sm fr

who on the TL said cleveland sounds like musical theater? bc when i thought of it as a musical theater song it REALLY clicked for me oh my god i'm having so much fun with it

😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍

jaz ☁️ ✧･ﾟ* 📚🧶@tiredphoenix.swifties.social · 5d ago

oh my god i'm so teary eyed at jan's latest IG post 🥺🥺

oh my god i'm so teary eyed at jan's latest IG post 🥺🥺

patient zero chorus is SO GOOD and i LOVE the final outro where the lyrics change but the verses don't really work for me. i don't know if it's just taste or if she needs to give these things more time to make every aspect of them fully click, ive been having that feeling for a while now with taylor

BABYLON IS SO GOOD

American oomfs unable to go to sleep because of new Taylor music 🫨🫪🫠🤯 European oomfs waking up to new Taylor music bright and early 🤗🥳😇✨

ohhhh my goooodddddddd fml fml (bobbin lace vlog of the night, "gaat mis!")

when updates are happening fast and you're sharing pics and losing your mind, think about WHAT the info/update in the photo is! "new promo image of Taylor for [X] in sleek black clothing, seemingly a brand new aesthetic" "post from TN on Instagram announcing a TV appearance X day at X time"

✨Libbey✨@inthepouringrain.swifties.social · 5d ago

•oh and I don’t care how excited you get and how fast you’re typing USE YOUR GODDAMN ALT TEXT BEING LAZY ISNT CUTE. SHOWGIRLS HELP OUT THEIR CAST GODDAMNIT

THERE'S SO MANY CUTE LITTLE DETAILS ON THIS CARD ARE YOU KIDDING ME LMAO (i know it's for security reasons but it's CUTE)

jaz ☁️ ✧･ﾟ* 📚🧶@tiredphoenix.swifties.social · 5d ago

omg i just noticed this adorable lil detail 😭😭 when you angle it and the light hits it just right, the lil reflective bit shows a road with lil cars and a truck!