Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫
I think the craziest thing about this Signal scandal is that by next week there’s gonna be something 10 times worse
Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts theonion.com/confuse...
As of 12:02 EST, we officially declare an end to Dry January