Laura Martínez 🥑
@miblogestublog.bsky.social
Professional Mexican and taco enthusiast. Opinions are mine, and not those of the New York Times because I don't work there. www.miblogestublog.com/about
“Excusez-moi Monsieur, can I have 2 “chien chaud” s’il vous plait? Tee hee”
Went to return a rental car in Paris. This was the car wash station.
I’ve had 2 croissants for breakfast for the past 2 weeks… HOW LONG UNTIL I’M SKINNY LIKE MOST FRENCH WOMEN?
Greetings from the “Mexican aisle” at Intermarché 😭
“AI will replace you” I would like to see AI eat a giant bolillo with butter and ham for breakfast
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Laura Martínez 🥑@miblogestublog.bsky.social · 3d agoNO. NEXT QUESTION
Taco Hell for people willing to spend more.
Related: I was in CDMX for two weeks back in Jan.; one place I'd wanted to visit was Jugoteria Canada, just off the Zocalo, where tour buses wait for customers. Name a fruit, and they had it to juice for you. I was dismayed to see that place was gone, and in its place was a Carl's Jr.
Laura Martínez 🥑@miblogestublog.bsky.social · 3d agoNO. NEXT QUESTION
Well, one thing LA has figured out in the 2019 of Blade Runner is the street life. Though it is weirdly devoid of tacos.
I asked the waiter to bring my “faux filet” just as the chef recommended and … 👌🏽
*takes note so I can make a PR themed map*
Laura Martínez 🥑@miblogestublog.bsky.social · 5d agoNobody: My personalized, Mexico-themed Google Map of Paris:
Nobody: My personalized, Mexico-themed Google Map of Paris:
I have a taco joke but I don’t wanna taco bout it
ok but "Azteca Mexican Sweetbread Cookies" is a mouthful
Gina Ruiz@ginaruiz.bsky.social · last wk.My friend in Kentucky just emailed me this photo and I’m screaming into the void “those are CONCHAS!!!!!!”
