The fact that in 2026 I still have “influencers” (e.g. 50K followers and no proof of ROI when it comes to paid content) asking for $2,000 worth of free nights at the inn… I almost sort of feel bad for them. Like, honey, are you both so cheap and so stupid that this feels like a solid plan to you??

Okay. Spent the last two+ weeks being kinda lazy. Taking time off from my regularly scheduled gym and running schedule. But now we’re back on it cuz we need to be snatched for when the new Carly and the new Tove Lo drop

Spent the weekend in the woods doing queer joy things, sleeping in hammocks and having almost no contact with the outside world and now I kinda want to disappear into the forest forever

Me, an innkeeper: *invents a brilliant, aesthetically pleasing abundant, redundant, sustainable, convenient linen service for makeup specifically.* All the white women who stay at my inn: This pristine, white pillow case is the best thing to remove my entirely oil-based Marie Antoinette face.

Took a little break from running the last couple weeks but I’m back to it and trying to go a little slower and keep my heart rate lower. Kind of stoked to see that an easy pace, lighter run for me is still a sub 8 minute mile

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but… my tits

Oh, Boy George, who chained a man up in his apartment and held him prisoner? Yeah, can’t believe he would support the evil genocidal regime

Every straight white American man who gets on social media to do music reviews and recommendations should be shot and killed.

Finally just went ahead and deleted his number. Fool me a minimum of like 13 times and every time I just excuse it? Shame on you!

I really just wish Daft Punk would do one more album and like let me mentally prepare for no more after that. If they’d told us ahead of time that Random Access Memories was going to be the last one I’d have handled various things in my life very differently.

KATSEYE you have wasted 2.5 minutes of my life for the last fucking time.

Bobby Drake is the mutant Pete Buttigieg.

I spent the last two weeks learning all about proper air cooling in my SFF case and my computer went from being so loud while gaming that I could hear it with headphones on to being so quiet that I notice the breeze of the fan before the noise a lot of times. I still suck at Marvel Rivals tho

Thank you everyone for hyping me up on this. The showing went really well. The person was interested enough that they were asking me questions through this listing agent for hours afterwards, so it wasn't like an instant no. I'd love for this to be a good thing. We shall see

TK Accidental@tkacci.dental · 2w ago

Okay, so... in less than four hours, we have a potential buyer coming to look at the inn for the first time in a year. I am working so hard to balance optimism with not getting my hopes up. I could really use some queer magic. Help me, fellow faggots. I gotta get out of here.

Okay, so... in less than four hours, we have a potential buyer coming to look at the inn for the first time in a year. I am working so hard to balance optimism with not getting my hopes up. I could really use some queer magic. Help me, fellow faggots. I gotta get out of here.

Nothing has ever evoked less of a reaction from me than the Doomsday trailer. It looks completely fine. It is an american cheese sandwich with mayo on white bread. And I know that’s why Marvel and Disney see it as a hands down success. And I know that’s why, financially, it will be. And that is sad

That was a very underwhelming season of all stars.

I do not feel the same way about Evan Mulrooney as the rest of you.

Sort of hate everyone who’s in Provincetown this week and it’s definitely not because I’m jealous it’s because you’re all bad people.

I need ya’ll to understand the degree to which receiving a voicemail from Chili Cheese Charlie, driver of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, requesting a room at approximately 1/4th the price of the cheapest room you could get in Portland during the busiest week of summer was not on my bingo card

AKIRA YOSHIDA IS OUT!!!!!!!!!! (though, extremely disturbingly, going to Japan to work on 'Asia Originals' for Marvel...)

Marvel Comics Names Stephen Wacker as New Editor-in-Chief

The accomplished comics editor returns to Marvel, as outgoing EIC C.B. Cebulski announces his plans for new Marvel APAC role.

marvel.com

Sometimes I butt

BadBadgerPhoto@badbadgerphoto.bsky.social · 3w ago

Happy #HumpDay ya horny humans! As far as hairy muscle butts go, @tkacci.dental is top tier.

The idea of a serious, realistic take on Poison Ivy is absolutely fucking hellacious to me. Living through two decades of taking Batman way too seriously, and removing any sense of camp, fun, sci-if and superheroics from this franchise is absolutely a contributing factor to why we’re living in hell.

you can receive the news of a nationwide parasitic diarrhea outbreak with a victim mindset or with a money mindset. dynamic pricing means you double down and take advantage of lower prices while everyone else avoids lettuce. real hustlers meet the parasite head on and triumph through adversity 👊

If you laughed at J. Lo for this, you also need to laugh at Madonna for Danceteria.

Between the rage, terror, and disgust that Mainers are feeling about ICE’s latest cold-blooded murder and the confusion, frustration and uncertainty as we try to replace a senate candidate in less than two weeks, the vibe in Maine is unlike anything I’ve ever felt here. It’s tense and scary.

Sam Neil taking a brief detour on his way to heaven to fuck with the unequivocally and irrevocably damned soul of Lindsey Graham.

So does Dear Jessie by Rollergirl

TK Accidental@tkacci.dental · 3w ago

Jellyhead by Crush fucks so hard in the gym.

Jellyhead by Crush fucks so hard in the gym.

Just started playing Rivals again and wow I had forgotten how insanely hostile this game is to healers. Like Overwatch pales in comparison