No skeets, just lake

I love tourist traps that get you drunk and then charge $20 for a sandwich

Speedo makes me feel like Legs Go All the Way Up Griffin

Waking up in Tahoe after sleeping for 12 hours last night

Wisconsin primaries man

Why Cant You Just Be Normal Youre Weird

ALT: Why Cant You Just Be Normal Youre Weird

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Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 7d ago

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Mandela Barnes drops out of the Democratic primary for Wisconsin governor.

Vacation tomorrow

Same aura

Rifling through my drafts trying to find a post that’ll make the most impact at 1 pm on a Wednesday

Spongebob's Paper Chaos

Alt: Spongebob's chaotic brain running around with papers

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I always got yelled at for sitting on the arm of a chair

5th grade me being popcorned in class

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump's delivery is 😬

Every day is a sick day when you WFH

Kind of want to make an account that tweets this out every night at 8pm à la the “ladies and gentlemen, the weekend” account

TK@tksobi.bsky.social · 3w ago

Well, do you?

Randomly commenting on a bloomf’s post that I’ve never interacted with before

I was prepping to make eggs, started some oil in a pan, walked away to answer an email quick, forgot, came back to a room full of smoke 20 mins later

Animated family reacts to kitchen fire

ALT: Animated family reacts to kitchen fire

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Crazy there’s only 10 episodes left in the series of House of the Dragon. They got a lot to cram into 10 episodes

I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker

She’s got that Pitzi Pyle posture

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

Renovating a shower at my house and I now just live at Floor & Decor

I took a 10 that I thought was a 5

Cable TV

Mitch@mtnmitchy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, it exists on a spectrum

Bluesky every time I’m about to post something

Blue Angels are here this weekend

Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud

ALT: Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud

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I’d like the solve the puzzle

How fast is too fast to eat a full Chipotle burrito bowl?

“Han, ma bookie, baldo nee anna dodo da eena.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

this is a real, unaltered photo of Trump during his rally in Georgia today (Kevin Dietsch/Getty)

The Heartstopper movie isn’t the same without Olivia Colman

I’m going to be an uncle again in January. I’m about to have a nephew and A NIECE! Can’t wait to recreate this

Why has Jimothy not endorsed Democrats yet?

VH1 needs to bring back the “I Love the _0’s” series. Pop culture literacy is at an all time low

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 2w ago

A woman posted a clip from Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey’s reality show, and there are Gen Z commenters who have no idea about this part of his life.

Uploading a 12 second video on here