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Don’t wake me up and throw your failures in my face it’s Sunday for Christ’s sake
Rewatched Dirty Rotten Scoundrels the other night, it’s such a great film. Michael Caine and Steve Martin play off each other so well. Frank Oz going from Yoda/Fozzie to excelling as a comedy director will always impress me. And Steve Martin’s Ruprecht segment is one of my favorite bits ever.
Steve Martin as Ruprecht the Monkey Boy
ALT: Steve Martin as Ruprecht the Monkey Boy
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I wonder if my cat knows he has no balls and that’s why he keeps trying TO STAND ON MINE
I’d rather uhhh… edge Iran than Ed Sheeran. Listen to Ed Sheeran. I’d rather listen to edge Iran than to Ed Sheeran. No that doesn’t work. Shit I dunno.
Tune into ABC 7 Eyewitness News tonight to see if they use my man on the street interview
They should put magnets on Zyn tins so they stick to the back of my iPhone
Just snatched a horsefly out of midair
Lionel Hutz: Done, Still Got It (Simpsons)
ALT: Lionel Hutz: Done, Still Got It (Simpsons)
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What I remember about 9/11: - 10th grade, in history class with a teacher who we all liked and who would later be the subject of a Boston Globe Spotlight investigation (like the movie) - whole school called into the cafeteria, rumors abounding. “A plane crashed in the woods” (cont)
America’s hottest new jamband ♫ Now Playing on @nugsnet: “Domino Theory” by Umphrey's McGee, from 8/23/2026 🎶: Domino Theory 🎸: Umphrey's McGee 2nu.gs/4gPQmh1
Umphrey's McGee - 8-23-2026 First Avenue Minneapolis, MN
Umphrey's McGee - 8-23-2026 First Avenue Minneapolis, MN
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Ya know I think it’s time to be honest with myself: I just don’t think I’m all that interested in the polka dot band. I think it’s kinda dumb.
My cab driver is lurching through this drive home and I wanna hurl
The festival porta potty is always where the psychs catch up to you. But it can also be a source of great inspiration, if you let it. #wisdom #wisewords #profound #peein #witchfinger #wooks #blueskyjambandpeople #trees #lake #chacos
I’m at moe and @peteforgets.bsky.social and @icculus.bsky.social aren’t cause they’re cowards
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Dialect thing is saying I’m from Delaware which I reject outright. The important thing is that I have the *correct* dialect and the rest of you are wrong.
If you think Phish at Dicks is cool just wait til we get PENN15 at MSG newyorkyimby.com/2026/09/rede...
Redesign Revealed for PENN15 Office Supertall at 15 Penn Plaza in Midtown, Manhattan - New York YIMBY
A redesign has been revealed for PENN15, a 1,050-foot office supertall skyscraper by Foster + Partners and Vornado Realty Trust at 15 Penn Plaza in Midtown.
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Growing up is realizing Hook has second act problems but amazing production design and an all-time performance from Dustin Hoffman
arr@arr.bsky.social · 2w agomy daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
