New teaser for The Man in the Watch Still Visits Me At Night, out Sept. 22nd from CLASH Books. Experimental, liminal, Lynchian, ergodic horror.

My new novel dropped this week. Calliope Street in the US, and House on Blood Street in the UK.

Disability Pride Month is almost over. You can, and should, support disabled authors all year around, but why not do some good and celebrate the final day by snagging some award-winning neurodivergent reads? Book 1: books2read.com/u/m27rzr Book 2: books2read.com/u/mZDjxl

Horror for the little ones, from @cemeterygatesmedia.bsky.social ! The third part in my Haunted Holidays series. It’s summer break! Hazel is going on vacation to a cabin in the middle of the woods. A place with tales of Bigfoot, creepy-crawlies, and even a haunted lake. shorturl.at/cSuX2

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. This slice of mayhem takes you into the middle of a storm and then…well, then things get worse. In a good way. Anyway, it’s only $12! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

Uh, kind of. Clearly, the robot didn't read the book.

Cosmic horror for under a buck! Con artists Serling and Price have found a strange device that allows them to create haunted houses. Unfortunately, they realize too late that the machine can do so much more… Only 99 cents: shorturl.at/fCEZ9

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I bring you a hurricane, creatures from beyond the reef, violence, revenge, magic, and mayhem stuffed into a gorgeous hardcover that is now only $12! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

The Long Walk: Great movie that joins the short list of films I thought were really well done that I will never watch again.

The Warriors.

J.M. Berger@jmberger.com · 2w ago

What are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Blade Runner springs to mind

A booker blocked me shortly after texting he had some dates he wanted my band to play. A publisher no longer returns my emails. Feel as if I did something, but I can't think of what. I have suffered from insomnia, so maybe I've gone Tyler Durden, just out there pissing people off all night.

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books & boost signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Are you in the mood for violence, magic, old gods, creatures from beyond the reef, revenge, and the consequences of not listening to women? This is only $12! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

Horror collection! We got: Vanishing towns Cosmic horror Cannibal kids Rabid monsters Undead monsters And more! Mad Days: Stories and Curses is a terrifying collection of tales and illustrations, ebook is only $1.99! shorturl.at/qvlmp

Mad Days: Stories and Curses

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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I’m rewriting the next one with no contract or editor waiting, so every copy counts. Also, gorgeous hardcover is only $13! Come get haunted. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

Underrated skill. Anybody can learn three chords and how to count to four, but good band names are few and far between.

Lindsay Fickas@lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 4w ago

My son is starting a band with his friends, and he cannot play any instruments, but he has exceptional band naming skills

I guess we still have alcohol, sort of, even that has gotten expensive. I may have to go back to malt liquor.

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The Fun Shortage Is Real, and It’s Making America Miserable. “With fewer places to relax and socialize, and steeper prices for entry, having fun is quantifiably harder than it used to be.” [bloomberg.com]

Yes, I used my godlike power over the weather to mildly inconvenience some assholes by making them wear jackets and cancel a Vanilla Ice concert.

Kim@klaw1231.bsky.social · last mo.

Just when I think they can’t get any stupider.

80 reviews on Amazon today! and while I can't say for sure anymore, I think 100 unlocks something in the algo and people's minds... who knows? But if you've read it and haven't thought to review there, go fuck around and find out on my behalf, won't you? a.co/d/0jepSjkZ Thanks @gabino.bsky.social 🖤

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Thanks, Gabino. My new novel comes out at the end of the month, and it’s available for preorder!

A blood-spattered journey of survival! Ry and Erin are struggling with life when something starts creeping towards their trailer, knocking, whistling, mocking…

Lock your doors. Trust the dog. Don’t answer the voices. mybook.to/WildcatThicket

Wildcat Thicket

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July is Disability Pride Month! Neurodivergence falls under that umbrella, so why not read some neurodivergent books by a neurodivergent author? 🧔🏻📚 books2read.com/u/m27rzr

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books & boost all signals. Repost this & let us know what to repost for you. Flying back to Austin tomorrow, so I’m a bunch of feelings in a blender and just want folks to read about home, my friends, magic, storms…and it’s only $13! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

If the goal of House of the Dragon is to create a spectacularly rendered bloody joyless slog featuring a large cast of fine actors doing a fine job of portraying exactly zero likable or relatable characters, then bravo, it is an absolute success.

I know, no one on here is in the area, but what the Hell, can't hurt.

Happy Motherfuckers day, motherfuckers. Go on, buy Dad a book.

A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir)

A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

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“What do I get if I help you?” “Other than the knowledge a device capable of ending civilization as we know it is in safe hands?” “Can that knowledge buy me a car?”

A Briefcase Full Of The End Of The World : Todd Morr (Fahrenheit Pocket Noir)

A heist gone sideways, a briefcase with the power to end everything, and one very unlucky criminal caught in the middle. Carter isn’t exactly the smartest guy in the room, but even he knows he’s in de...

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Thanks, Gabino! You can preorder the US version of Calliope Street now! Or, you can preorder the fancy UK hardcover edition.

Thanks, Gabino! My story "'Heartache Spoken Here,' Whispers Suzie Lightning" will be out in a few weeks as part of the @literarygarage.bsky.social Zevon anthology. Links coming soon -- on sale 7/7! All for charity!

FREE ebook! It’s the 10th anniversary of my literary dark comedy, In Search of the Nobility, TX Wildman! We got a new cover and new edit, and it’s FREE! A dying cryptozoologist, a disgraced reality tv host, and a legendary monster: amzn.to/2DjoUYG

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