The planetarium was TINY and INFLATABLE and we had to SIT ON THE FLOOR of it. But Baby Toe kept yelling “oh wow” so at least she enjoyed it. Here she is forgetting how to walk on this glass tile thing.

toe🍓jam@toejams.bsky.social · 4d ago

having a meet-up* at the Delaware Museum of Nature and Science tomorrow * it’s me and my husband and child going to the planetarium

having a meet-up* at the Delaware Museum of Nature and Science tomorrow * it’s me and my husband and child going to the planetarium

me @ everyone in nyc today

The Office: Kelly Kapoor 'I'm So Happy For You'

Alt: The Office: Kelly Kapoor 'I'm So Happy For You'

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garbage quality vid but I had a to get evidence of Baby Toe absolutely roasting her father. I did NOT prompt this

I would have been a horse girl but my mom wouldn’t let me take riding lessons because she said I’d end up like Christopher Reeve

who the hell is this

Looking at pictures of Baby Toe from last summer and thinking, I need another one. BAD IDEA

what the

Remember when swimsuits weren't allowed? A history of nude swimming

While it might be unbelievable today, boys were once required to swim nude at YMCA pools — yet some recall the experience with no shame.

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toe🍓jam@toejams.bsky.social · last wk.

Wait my dad also said at his reunion they were talking about how they had swim class NUDE?!!???????? and no own thought it was weird until now?!!!!??

Wait my dad also said at his reunion they were talking about how they had swim class NUDE?!!???????? and no own thought it was weird until now?!!!!??

I’m screaming. My dad just got back from his reunion and got the lore. Apparently that guy didn’t win. He was second place but told the go who won not to go the the office (to get his picture taken). This is the real winner lmaooooo

toe🍓jam@toejams.bsky.social · last mo.

This guy was voted most attractive in my dad’s high school yearbook - that’s a 45 year old man?!?

This guy was voted most attractive in my dad’s high school yearbook - that’s a 45 year old man?!?

Thinking about her

Meds taken ✅ Breakfast eaten ✅ Negative thoughts diffused ✅ WE WILL HAVE A GOOD DAY

@wtyppod.bsky.social

Guys I had two beers and I want to kiss each of you square on the mouth

I can’t wait for this game

I can’t stop saying “corny on the bob off the bob”

(‘92) - buzzkill - coochie cutters - flip phone - meh - woo-woo

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 3w ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Taking niacin for the flush just to feel something

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Toni Collette: I Am Your Mother!

Alt: Toni Collette: I Am Your Mother!

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alexis@dayisfading.bsky.social · 3w ago

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Emma K@emmakite.bsky.social · 3w ago

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I tried to follow along but was using the less effective “dry-on-dry” technique

Reidie 🙂‍↕️@reidie.com · 3w ago

Joy me on Tuesday for happy little mistakes!

Had a dream I was in my high school physics class and we were doing karaoke and I did Macy Gray’s “I Try”.

Me dropping off my car for inspection 9 months late and full of junk.

Let me romance Vivienne cowards idc her man just died

pearl@pearleyes.bsky.social · last mo.

Fenris my forever love ✨✨✨

This guy was voted most attractive in my dad’s high school yearbook - that’s a 45 year old man?!?

90 degrees and an air quality alert means we are dancing on the coffee table today (she loves this song)

Okay rude

Trying to find swimsuits that cover my now flat ass and support my floppers. Motherhood is truly a humbling experience. I used to be a hottie 😮‍💨

Ew.