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The smartest heavy metal blog and podcast with the dumbest name. https://toiletovhell.com/

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 15h ago

On this week's show we're talking about Brooklyn Vegan, Revolver, and other publications being gutted by private equity and Good Charlotte, figuring out what the hell "Veeps" does, Marty Friedman living his anime dreams, Five Finger Death Punch believes in therapy more than Phil Labonte, and more.

Toilet Radio 638 – Shitass Charlotte

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about a dungeon synth festival coming up at the Overlook Hotel that we wanna go to real bad. The decimation of music publications continues unobstruct…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · yesterday

New albums this week from Warforged, Abyssal Rift, Coyote Man, Invocation Ritual, Ironflame, Megascavenger, Raunchy, Soulgrind, and more.

This Toilet Tuesday (8/11/26)

Choilet Chuesday, innit? This week is less of a hot slab of new releases and more of a cold saucer, but maybe there’s some fun stuff I’m overlooking. Check it out, and let us know if yo…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2d ago

Quick reviews for Dolchstoß, Hoc Est Bellum, and Voregeist, Blood Artillery.

War in the Time of War: Part Deux

You thought you could get off that easy? With conflict and strife ever-growing in number and barbarity, there is nowhere far enough away that one can retreat to in order to escape entirely. So why …

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 3d ago

New music this week from Devil Master, Fen, Iapetus, Cloudy Skies, Prong, The Night Eternal, Foreign Body, Besotten, Exumer, Struck A Nerve, Anthrax, Xandria, A Night In Texas, Dawn of Demise, Valkyrie’s Fire, Korpse, In Gloom, Fog Wall, and more.

TMP: Ch’ahom, Devil Master, Fen, and More!

I lied about having my shit together by this week, so I still probably missed a few, but at least there more good ones!

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stupidPilled @stupidpilled.bsky.social · 6d ago

did you like Obsession? did you think dudes were being weird about it online? consider taking in my writings thru your eyes on @toiletovhell.bsky.social . regularly scheduled death metal takes to return soon. toiletovhell.com/bear-in-the-...

Bear In The Mirror: An Analysis of Obsession and Various Responses

“…you proved Obsession’s point better than I ever could.”

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 6d ago

An Analysis of Obsession and Various Responses

Bear In The Mirror: An Analysis of Obsession and Various Responses

“…you proved Obsession’s point better than I ever could.”

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 6d ago

Tap into Tapestreees

Scene Steelers: Tapestrees

Phoenix-based AltProg Rock band with a penchant for psychedelic vibes and hard-hitting grooves

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 7d ago

REVIEW: Dry Wedding - The Back of Beyond "Equally atmospheric, personal, hard-rocking and exploratory, their metallic gothic blues is distinguished and unforgettable." 4 out of 5

REVIEW: DRY WEDDING – THE BACK OF BEYOND

A Metallic Goth Western that reaches deep…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 7d ago

Was Cryptopsy's "The Unspoken King" really that bad?

How Bad Was The Unspoken King, Really?

In the murky pantheon of death metal disasters, few albums can stand toe-to-toe with The Unspoken King, an album from Cryptopsy that really beggars belief. An album like Illud Divinum Insanus will …

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Joe Thrashnkill @joethrashnkill.bsky.social · last wk.

New show. We’re talkin’ bout layoffs down at the Slipknot mines, Lemmy’s turn to be tortured in the metaverse, the Styper guy is pretty sure the Covid vaccine made his eyeball pop out, and we identify Global Merchandising Services as a new arch villain toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Toilet Radio 637 – Motorhead-Branded Adderall

This week on Toilet Radio: Sid Wilson BOOTED from Slipknot! Saliva and Drowning Pool playing College Station together! Ozzy is getting his own theme park attraction at Universal Studios, courtesy G…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · last wk.

New albums this week from Pull The Strings, Aphonic Threnody, Dymna Lotva, Horrifier, Hulder, In Dying Times, Lammoth, Morrowinter, Temple of Dread, Wormwood, Xandria, and more.

Whis Woilet Wednesday (8/5/26)

Ah, hell.

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · last wk.

On this week's show we're talking about Sid Wilson getting fired from Slipknot, Drowning Pool & Saliva playing 4th-tier markets, the Ozzy Osbourne haunted house at Universal Studios, Michael Sweet of Stryper blaming the COVID vaccine for his eye popping out of his skull, and more Motorhead merch.

Toilet Radio 637 – Motorhead-Branded Adderall

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Transcending Obscurity @transcendingobs.bsky.social · last wk.

Death/thrash metal band Ninth Realm premiere new track at @toiletovhell.bsky.social! - “this is some straightforward fuck-you music with no higher concept save for the concept of putting really good riffs into your ears” BC: ninthrealm-label.bandcamp.com Link: toiletovhell.com/premiere-nin...

Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · last wk.

PREMIERE: Ninth Realm - Imbued In Hellfire

Premiere: Ninth Realm – “Imbued in Hellfire”

Songs of flame and wrath

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · last wk.

TRACK PREMIERE: Cartilage - The Sanguine Fiend

Track Premiere: Cartilage – “The Sanguine Fiend”

Sanguine for The Sanguine Fiend!

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · last wk.

New music from Krallice, Nott, Invocation Ritual, Cryptorium, Tony Iommi, Primus, Silvertomb, Lacrimas Profundere, Runemagick, Dragonland, Grey Sky Bleed, Old Ruins, and more.

TMP: Krallice, Nott, Invocation Ritual, and More!

Apologies for the short list this week, gotta get back into the swing of things after being in Dad mode for a month.

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Metal-Aged Mom @metalagedmom.bsky.social · 2w ago

New DEI metal is up at @toiletovhell.bsky.social! #metalsky

Toilet Ov Hell@toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

Get a new dose of DEI Metal with Noctule, Rainbow Patrol, Ice Howl, Kalandra, Psevandor, Stainless, Sharp Lives, Sandstorm, and Dagger.

Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

Get a new dose of DEI Metal with Noctule, Rainbow Patrol, Ice Howl, Kalandra, Psevandor, Stainless, Sharp Lives, Sandstorm, and Dagger.

DEI Metal Vol. 9

As I write this, the air outside my Michigan home is unsafe to breathe and I risk exploding my colon if I eat a salad. I’m doing great. But at least I have metal. And you do, too. Check this …

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Joe Thrashnkill @joethrashnkill.bsky.social · 2w ago

Our new producer told us that podcasts need promo clips to get attention. Here is a promo clip for this week's show.

Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

On this week's show we're talking about insurrectionist John Schaffer selling edgy shirts glorifying his stupidest life decisions, Avenged Sevenfold releasing a surprise electronic EP, King Diamond splitting with Andy LaRocque, the passing of Lou Koller from Sick of It All, and more.

Toilet Radio 635 – F.S.O.L.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We take a listen to the surprise new EP from Avenged Sevenfold and it is, yet again, music that attempts to cover ground that was covered twenty years ago. This one is in…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

New albums this week from Nothingness, Altarage, Beyond Grace, Cipher System, Finsterforst, Horrid Mass, Jig-Ai, Torturerama, Viande, and more.

This Toilet Tuesday (7/28/26)

As if half the continent being on fire and crushing heatwaves weren’t bad enough, metal bands continue to release new music in the summer of ’26. While this sin may be unforgiveable, at…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

January 6th insurrectionist Jon Schaffer is not sorry for trying to overthrow the government and he has the merchandise to prove it.

Shirt Stains: Jon Schaffer Is Not Sorry

You remember Jon Schaffer, right? Of course you do, but just in case, here’s a reminder: Jon Schaffer was the guitarist and mastermind behind Iced Earth and Demons and Wizards. He also destro…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

TRACK PREMIERE: Morgued - Terror Troops

Track Premiere: Morgued – Terror Troops

Courtesy of visual artist Ditch Witch, the album cover for the upcoming full-length Ordnance Obscenum is proof that an eye-catching album cover can do a lot for your music. When this rainbow-vomit …

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 2w ago

New music from Deadlock, Insomnium, Amon Amarth, Terra Black, Cold Slither, Hanging Garden, Shabti, Russian Circles, Wormwood, Allt, Noumena, Metalite, Black Spikes, and more.

TMP: Deadlock, Insomnium, Amon Amarth and more

Stuff: Hell yeah, new Deadlock. Sounds like a song that would have been on Wolves. Insomniumnomnomnom More stuff: You’ll never believe what the new Amon Amarth sounds like! (Yes, you w…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 3w ago

Is 2026 the year that heavy came back?

2026: The Year Heavy Came Back

Within the first 6 months of this year, three pivotal bands from the doom and adjacent metal genres returned from the void. Sleep, Neurosis, and Warning all released new music in one form or anothe…

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Joe Thrashnkill @joethrashnkill.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lotta stuff this week. Cliff Burton is next up to be tortured forever in the Metaverse, Ash from Sumerian lost his damn shirt making a movie no one wanted, Poppy sends her faceless goons out to perform sans Poppy, and Futurism vs. MAGA rap: the lineage of fascist art toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Toilet Radio 634 – Wealth Precarity

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior league hockey fights! Cliff Burton is the latest to be tortured for eternity in the metaverse thanks to Knucklebonz! Ash Avildsen is being sued by AEW over unpaid …

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 3w ago

On this week's show we're talking about AEW suing Ash Avildsen's movie company, Cliff Burton is now also part of the Knucklebonz Sims-ass universe, Poppy made her band perform in hazardous conditions without her, Iron Maiden selling their IP, Tommy Vext is back, and more.

Toilet Radio 634 – Wealth Precarity

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 3w ago

New music this week from Godagainst, Embodiment, Into Darkness, Litosth, Profane Burial, Ripper, Sallow Moth, Spread the Disease, Torpor, Viscera///, and more.

This Toilet Tuesday (7/21/26)

Kissed by Poseidon A moment of sheer terror Water in the hole This week, we’ve got stinky brains, Diablo-core, and pale Lepidopterans. We have entered the nadir of summer metal release number…

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 3w ago

REVIEW: Sex Prisoner - Cautionary Tale 4.5 out of 5

Review: Sex Prisoner – Cautionary Tale

A lesson in power (and violence, I suppose)

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Toilet Ov Hell @toiletovhell.bsky.social · 3w ago

New music this week from The Ocean, Shores of Null, Brat, Employed To Serve, Walls of Jericho, Burner, Street Tombs, Villagers of Ioannina City, Crown Magnetar, Flotsom and Jetsam, Mother of Millions, Notcule, Nephilia, Februus, and more.

TMP: The Ocean, Shores of Null, Brat, and more

Stuff: Dive into a new one from The Ocean. Let’s feel bad with Shores Of Null Hell yeah, new Brat A heavy one from Employed To Serve Napalm Death’s NPR Tiny Desk Concert More stuff: Whe…

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