Tom Tegtmeyer

@tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social

Stink Stank Stunk

today i happened upon a gang of youths tagging a public school. upon closer inspection their graffiti read, "jeff kent not a deserving hall of famer (led league in sac flies only once)." i informed him that he actually did so twice. they apologized and asked me to drive them to the police station

Yes, Hank Aaron’s 715th HR was a pop foul to the Braves bullpen that was occupying the spot the dugout would normally occupy. Also, Hank decided to run the bases in the wrong order, and the Braves were wearing two different uniforms that night.

AI crap