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Tom Fawkes

@tomfawkes.com

Business Inquiries: TomFawkes @http://Kauldron.net Wizard Parents: Myusagii & Anguuhaii Art Tag: #ICastArt Crowd Control Ambassador

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Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 15h ago

Can I get something akin to a DNR where if me and a dog, any dog, are trapped in a dangerous emergency situation, rescue teams will prioritize saving the dog?

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 3d ago

Had a dream last night of two opposing magical nations at war, each with a mystic dust of opposing colors that would increase their side’s power. However, if one side abused their dust too much, the other side would grow even stronger, so they were trapped in a Cold War scenario.

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 4d ago

I heard a woman scream while walking Manatee. Like an “I’m gonna be stabbed” kind of scream. I rip my earbuds out and pull Manatee closer to me, trying to figure out where it came from. It turns out, it was my neighbors’ dog who was very excited to see Manatee through the fence.

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 6d ago

Any royalty want to knight me? I feel like the push to get the “Tom” Twitch username would have more weight if it came from a “Sir.”

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 6d ago

“That is one of the worst reactions I’ve ever seen.” - My Allergist I got an allergy test done today. Apparently, I’m super allergic to bermuda grass.

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 6d ago

I just got a craving for a really bad hotel breakfast: -Reconstituted powdered scrambled eggs -Overly salty bacon -Soggy silver dollar pancakes -Orange juice from a machine of questionable cleanliness

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · last wk.

Assuming your pet doesn’t live as long as you, would you take years off your life and give them to your pet, so you die at the same time?

Tom Fawkes@tomfawkes.com · 2w ago

Had a weird dream about a Hitman golf game where you not only had to win at golf, but discreetly assassinate people with modified golf balls as your only weapon. Sometimes targets would be assigned to you mid-hole and the briefs would come with some weaponized golf ball.