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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin@voicesbyzane.bsky.social · last yr.

so true. the rare Mike Judge L 😢

Idiocracy is classist trash that acts like stupidity is some sort of inherent trait and not something related to widespread poverty and lack of access to education and I fucking hate it. Shut the fuck up.

finally got 3 min video to work which means i can post my Agony animatic WIP without cutting it 🤴🤴

finally got 3 min video to work which means i can post my Agony animatic WIP without cutting it 🤴🤴

looking for a guy named Luigi to come help me with something

headline reads Keir Starmer says ‘no return to austerity’ despite planned DWP benefit cuts

the bröthers #MAR10

illustration of Mario and Luigi trotting along (and looking kind of fucked)

british culture

News headline: Rachel Riley spells nine-letter word 'MEGAB***H' out of the Countdown board (funny)

News headline: Rachel Riley fights laughter as Countdown board spells out X-rated phrase (funny)

News headline: Rachel Riley left blushing as Countdown board spells out very rude word (funny and scandalous)

News headline: Rachel Riley marvels as Countdown board spells 'Granny' after nan's death (emotional)

47. Blue Meanie 🔵

Chief Venuz B. Meanie is blasted in the face with hose water as he commands the Dreadful Flying Glove

tom gran@tomgran.bsky.social · last yr.

non-brits have no idea how unnecessarily hard they went on this man's theme tune www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtl...

Fireman Sam Full Introduction Theme Tune [HD]

YouTube video by booklet45

youtube.com

46. Fireman Sam 🚒

Fireman Sam fires a jet of Welsh spring water from his firehose (he's from Wales)

Sam Leach@lcsam.bsky.social · last yr.

less mad about two johto starters than that lame ass pig being the third option

Two Johto starters?

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · last yr.

ok but i literally predicted this

First look at Shrek’s daughter in ‘Shrek 5’ played by Zendaya.

Miles John @gabaghoulcomics.bsky.social · 2y ago

YOU PUT THE WEEEED IN THE COCONUT AND LIGHT THAT SHIT UP

feels like this pic is definitely getting too big for bluesky's compression now! Here's a new chopped version ✂️

Top left section of my British Smash Bros illustration featuring Mr Tickle, Wallace & Gromit, Sir Killalot, Lady Penelope, The Honey Monster, Bob the Builder, Mr Benn, Captain Birdseye, Tracy Beaker, The Chuckle Brothers, Zippy, Babs, Thomas the Tank Engine, Maisy and Baby Spice

Top right section featuring Del Boy, Noddy, Peppa Pig, Bagpuss, Captain Pugwash, Fagin (with orphan), Henry Hoover, Dennis the Menace, Postman Pat, Mr Blobby, Scary Spice, Lala, Simon Cowell, Berk (with trapdoor monster) and Sooty

Bottom section featuring Maisy, Baby Spice, Professor Weeto, Papa Dolmio, Danger Mouse,Fizz, Morph, Granny Clanger, The Animal, Desperate Dan, The Doctor and Mr Bean

feels like this pic is definitely getting too big for bluesky's compression now! Here's a new chopped version ✂️

The Monkey Island SCUMM Bar@scummbar.com · 2y ago

not to be rude but imo whoever did the art direction on these gross Monkey Island remakes should be in prison

Daily scene from “The Secret of Monkey Island” (PC Special Edition): Part III — Under Monkey Island #MonkeyIsland

just realised Desperate Dan is really laying waste to the stop-motion character community here

Desperate Dan rampages across the ground, obliterating The Animal, tossing Granny Clanger into the air and sending Morph running for safety

40. Morph 🟠

Morph leaps off the edge of the platform to escape from Desperate Dan

me watching Elon Musk’s public hanging on tv after the fall of the Epic States of Xmerica in 2051

an old man sits in a comfortable armchair eating popcorn and excitedly pointing at a tv offscreen which is showing Elon Musk’s execution

yowza yowza cha-ching look ma i finally made it to the big leagues 🎆4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣🎆

just out of curiosity, is anyone in the US aware of this bizarre American-stereotype-as-interpreted-by-a-Scottish-cartoonist character?

Desperate Dan circa 1990ish makes crazy paving by "turkey stomping" on it

37. Desperate Dan 🥧

Desperate Dan kicks up dust as he charges across the stage

the weird fact i learnt from drawing this is that there’s pretty much no consistent character design for this guy. he looks different in every iteration

professor weeto on cereal box: normal glasses, red bowtie, crazy hair, balding

professor weeto in aardman stop motion advert: weeto glasses, red tie, tidy hair, balding

professor weeto in cgi: weeto glasses, back to bowtie, crazy hair, not bald (also kinda gross looking)

36. Professor Weeto 🧪

Professor Weeto flies through the air with a Weeto-powered(?) jetpack, deflecting Papa Dolmio's meatballs with a giant Weeto shield

34. Maisy 🐭

Maisy Mouse leaps through the air squeezing the iconic lemon from her second book 'Maisy Makes Lemonade'

UKADS@ukads.bsky.social · 2y ago

wow this party is a friggin sausage fest

Do yourself a favour? be a LiquorSaver in 1991

i'm dying to make a game in the style of Case of the Golden Idol but the only experience i have is using Adventure Game Studio. Has anyone managed to make something like that in AGS or do i just have to try and learn to code properly again 💀

part of a project i've been working on that i call "what if playing cards were guys?"

digital illustration of a line up of five tough looking characters: an older woman with white hair smoking and leaning on a rifle, a tall woman in a black ballgown holding a shotgun, a man in a pinstripe suit brandishing a pistol, a grinning woman in a baseball uniform with a bat over her shoulder and a shabby looking guy in a suit and hat holding a molotov cocktail. They each have the icon of a card suit featured in their clothing details.

this marks the third time in this project that i’ve had to research whether or not a puppet has a canonical design for its feet

33. Papa Dolmio 🍝

Danger Mouse's bomb flies towards Papa Dolmio as he leaps through the air tossing meatballs — he looks at the bomb with a shocked expression as if to say "that's a spicey meat-a-ball!"

ah yes my favourite character actor Hughmungo Grant

weird design fact i learnt from drawing this: Danger Mouse has no tail

32. Danger Mouse 💣

Danger Mouse tosses a big round bomb over Mr Bean's head

fyi i am still planning on finishing this project, just a little busy at the moment 👽

to celebrate finally having a platform to post art again I've decided to do a new daily(ish) drawing challenge based on my British Smash Bros concept that I'm still kind of fixated on I've missed having somewhere to post this stupid stuff so I hope everyone enjoys it!

character select screen for British Smash Bros (on Nintendo Switch)

x-men

when you accidentally watch 9 Barbie movies in one year

Letterboxd Wrapped showing my most watched actor: Kelly Sheridan (aka the voice of Barbie)