New old sayings about the weather The new Private Eye is out now.
Tom Jamieson
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This week’s Eye workies, with the front covers from the fortnight they were born 👀 Also pictured: our dogged reporter, Luna.
In latest @privateeyenews.bsky.social In the Money, Bank of England eases capital rules for banks at same time as its financial stability report warns of risky asset valuations and members of its financial policy committee worry about dangers of the move…
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Yes, provided I'd either been kicked in the head by a horse or kicked in the head by multiple horses
The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.X Money is launching in the US starting today
There was relief amongst police forces nationwide following the horrific murder of Ann Widdecombe, after it was confirmed that they’ll no longer have to conduct murder investigations into such cases, as the social media detectives on X have already solved them. From the new Private Eye, out now.
Yes, provided I'd either been kicked in the head by a horse or kicked in the head by multiple horses
The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.X Money is launching in the US starting today
Full story online and in the latest issue: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce For the rest, including cartoons, Pseuds, Dumb Britain and all the other regulars, you’ll have to buy the magazine. 🧵3/3
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One of the things Farage did manage to register as a financial interest during his time as an MP is payment for a flight from private jet hotspot Teterboro in New Jersey to Palm Beach, Florida for a “personal meeting” and visit from 14-17 December 2024. 🧵1/3
It's all too easy at this point to laugh at Elon...so let's do that.
Christopher Nolan melting Elon's brain has been a real highlight of 2026.
Not letting my inherent hatred of AI customer service cloud the fact that it is actually totally & utterly shit to use
One of the many brilliant jokes in this weeks issue of Private Eye Make sure you get your copy now at all good newsagents (and not so good ones too) or subscribe at www.subsonline.co.uk
The Beeb bosses stunned realisation that being made to click - 'Yes I have a TV licence' - wasn't the impenetrable firewall they thought it was.
Christopher Nolan melting Elon's brain has been a real highlight of 2026.
A historic day today as Keir Starmer hands over power as Prime Minister to Andy Burnham Good job it's Private Eye week to find out what's really going on! 🙏 Get the new issue out this Wednesday or subscribe at www.subsonline.co.uk More links in bio! #privateeye
It's Private Eye day 🎉 To mark the appointment of yet another Prime Minister we have a brand new issue for you... on shelves now! Or subscribe at www.subsonline.co.uk Either way make sure you get your copy!
"No evidence of any corruption or collusion..."
Private Eye Magazine@privateeyenews.bsky.social · 3w agoThe Eye exposed Covid profiteering back in 2021, long before this week’s inquiry findings that nearly £10bn of PPE was written off as wasted, and that a “VIP lane” fast-tracked the politically connected. 🧵1/2
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ENTIRE WORLD: Nigel Farage has completely humiliated himself & now has to spend the next month campaigning against a man with a bin on his head CHRIS MASON:
Well, that's helpful. *sideways look* This is why we must NEVER bring back the death penalty. Posthumous pardons are a nice enough gesture, but they don't bring the poor bugger back.
David Wilcock@davidtwilcock.bsky.social · 4w agoRuth Ellis, the last woman hanged in Britain, has been pardoned more than 70 years after she was executed for murder of abusive partner www.dailymail.com/news/article...
Farage feels the heat The new Private Eye is out now.
Farage's spirit animal this morning when he sees the by-election is just him vs Binface
Hate if when you travel all the way to New York for a posh wedding & the bride is all sniffy about my toaster wedding gift. Four grills & an adjustable 'from frozen' setting FFS! Apparently Jeff Bezos got them a private Island.
BBC 2 should screen it at 6.30am before the catch up broadcast 😉
Ian M@marriotti67.bsky.social · last mo.One of the greatest comedy episodes/series ever.