Tom Johnson
@tomjohnson.bsky.social
Former professional videogamesman, Currently: tech idiot, Brooklyn dirtbag, cat enthusiast, hot dog aficionado. Also found on SideQuesting
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov what are you doing to bring back mids?
@cynicalceezy.bsky.social was foolish enough to give me his phone number so now he's subject to my bullshit when our bad teams play each other
Crazy that the thing I’m happiest with in my 40+ stack homelab is the self-hosted 12ft Ladder replacement to get around paywalls that will never be cease and desisted or go down
Hung out with @cynicalceezy.bsky.social for the first time in 6 years to barely talk about video games on his video games podcast, as it should be
¡Qué chévere, Cj!@cynicalceezy.bsky.social · 2w agoIt’s Friday, so that means it’s Checkpoint Day! This week, my very good friend @tomjohnson.bsky.social joined me to talk about the New York Mets, 9/11 conspiracies and so much more. Read my intro below:
I'm being forced to learn how to use AI for work and the result is a bot tailored to post on r/mets with the design doctrine to aggressively pick fights in the hopes of making a 53-year-old used car salesman from Long Island think he's being gangstalked
Bryce Harper looks like the kind of guy who can tell you the age of consent in every state and US territory.
The heat index is up to 103 today which means now I have to wear shorts to the ballpark and bear the unimaginable shame of going to Naruto jersey night with my Naruto thigh tattoo out
The Knicks Bed is nearly in shambles. GoFundMe to come.
Tom Johnson@tomjohnson.bsky.social · 3mo agoWE FUCKIN ON THE KNICKS BED TONIGHT
@mayor.nyc.gov please lift the NYC Smoke-Free Air Act it’s inhumane to expect me to watch the finals in a bar and not be allowed to smoke
Execute Stephon Castle in front of the Times Square M&Ms store
What does Keith Hernandez think of the Big Ol’ Women in San Antonio?
Assembling the fit in the case of a Knicks sweep and championship win at home
Got curious and decided to see what restaurant availability was like during games 3 and 4 next week and why am I surprised that all the spots that are a pain to get into have open time slots
Having a girlfriend who is from Puerto Rico, works in publicity, and is into power lifting is so confusing because I’ll be stoned off my ass and figure out which of the 3 meanings of “PR” she means
If the New York Knicks win the NBA Championship I will get Father Knick tattooed on my body
IF THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THE NBA FINALS YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND UNPLUG EVERY SINGLE CABLE
