Tommy Okktane
@tommyokktane.bsky.social
One foot in the door; the other one in the gutter.
Not the first time he got defeated by something with bark.
mike taddow@miketaddow.bsky.social · 2d agono hyperbole, this the hardest i’ve ever seen greg abbott work since 2015
Curtains for Kraken? Deposit and withdrawals caught in an incident with Bonk.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last mo.Kraken has temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals of Bonk due to an ongoing incident affecting the token, according to its website.
A Beer League game where the pitching machi…ahh, never mind.
Brian Grubb@briancgrubb.bsky.social · 2d agoif we are going to do a whole Field of Dreams game in a cornfield we should also have a Sandlot game where a big dog runs around and chases the players
With Russ’s retirement, time to retire one of my favorite stats: Russell Westbrook and James Harden have played a collective 35 NBA seasons and, between them, have only made the NBA Finals once when they both made it as part of the stacked 2011-12 OKC team that lost to the Heat 4-1.
He’s an old British comedian. They age like fine Buckfast.
Vio the Viper@viotheviper.darkestalleygang.lol · 4d agoHugh Laurie is a transphobe. Didn't see that coming but probably should have. Super disappointing.
You’ve been magically transported back to the year 1998. You find yourself in a club grinding against someone you find remotely attractive to a number one song from the Dr. Doolittle soundtrack that prominently features a sample of a baby cooing in its chorus. This does not seem out of place to you.
Maybe it’s me but I imagine diabetes would make life more difficult.
Love me an old fashioned but Boston Cream is the undisputed GOAT
Katie Softcore in Motion 🫶🏾💖🫂@spicynocajun.bsky.social · last wk.What’s your favorite type of donut?
I haven’t seen a Duran with this few hits but still be enjoyable since Medazzaland.
My kid’s soccer team is marching in tomorrow’s parade of champions down at Gillette, then they get to be special guests at the game. Sounds awesome, you know, except for being out in 90-degree temperature for like 10 hours.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Ten-year-old fork/knife/napkin/salt/pepper packet from some long-forgotten takeout restaurant.
Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · last wk.For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
Can’t wait for this loser to pack his careerist crayon-eating ass up and out into the consultant job he richly undeserves.
Paul@pawlbologna.bsky.social · last wk.The Seth Moulton campaign just admitted to Politifact that their Epstein accusation against Markey is false. The most desperate and dishonest political campaign I have ever seen.
I know nothing about this person but I think she would be the one of the best candidates for Elon’s first expeditions to Mars.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last wk.the ketchup slices have hit socials with a vengeance www.instagram.com/reel/DW8biBS...
Gleed (Dub): 3:25 Gleed (Radio Edit): 3:14
20th Century Baseball Man@20thbaseball.bsky.social · last wk.There's a guy on the Fisher Cats named Dub Gleed.
Man, this Marcelo Mayer/Roman Anthony story is crazy if true
Any time you ask Windows 11 to do something that Windows 10 could handle with absolute ease
Tommy Okktane@tommyokktane.bsky.social · 2w agoWindows 11 is hot garbage. That is all.
There really should be a “No Slop in Shop” sticker small businesses can put in their windows informing customers they don’t sell AI shit. This post courtesy of one of my favorite downtown shops having a shelf dedicated to an “artist” selling obvious slop.
Had one of those dreams that was so mentally draining I was sure it was time to get up when I woke from it. Nope, still another 4 more hours…
Not the biggest fan of the moves the Sox made today. I understand the justification and dealing from organizational depth but I feel like the Mead trade forced the Sox to give up more for Rutschman than they otherwise would have.