Tommysalami 🔜 FM
@tommysalami.bsky.social
26 // 🇬🇧 Living In 🇺🇸 // 🍳 Furry // He/Him // 🔞 NSFW 🔞 // Twitch Partner & WoW World Record Speedleveler // Call me a good boy :3 🧵 @waggerycos.com // @svcfursuits.bsky.social 💍 @alexcapranor.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/tommysalamiwow
Remembering the UK game show that had 10 yo's playing Among Us and if they lost they were trapped on Epstein's Island
ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! NOW !!!
I'd give a year of my life to relive the euphoric high of playing through the Expedition 33 final boss fight for the first time
Reminder to, for each display/monitor, change your monitor refresh rate settings (display -> advanced display) from 60hz to whatever the max is. Don't commit the cardinal sin :P If you have a 60hz monitor, get a 144hz+ one. One of the best value for money purchases you can make
The only thing that consistently interests me about WoW anymore are the secrets The SoD one was so fun, I still need to edit+post a video from it when the dev working on it during PTR REAL ones know that you could get the Dreamstone in Duskwood and that his invul could be broken with companions :3
warning: don't grab behind the knot (alt + narrative) #furryart
waking up to goat dad balls in ur face so you clean them a lil (until your face starts to smell like them) :3
nvm I love everyone and you’re all hot and I love my goat and I’ll do better for you wonderful homosexuals <3
Tommysalami 🔜 FM@tommysalami.bsky.social · 3w agoNeed to be beaten with a stick (in Minecraft) until I learn to reply to people within ~24h x_x
Need to be beaten with a stick (in Minecraft) until I learn to reply to people within ~24h x_x
Caseys cheese pizza should be seen as an acceptable form of therapy
Fursuit cuddles but I’m also humping ur leg just a lil :3
having a nice shit then feeling an awful shit BREWING in ur guts not even 20 mins later has got to be one of the top 5 worst feelings of all time
I just wanna meet my crushes and immediately form a lifetime-deep emotional and intellectual bond before I suck them off.
Should've been a border collie... All I want is to herd a bunch of cute goats :3
Insomnia kicking my ass again, how on EARTH do people fall asleep in like 2 minutes 🥲
We need to make it socially acceptable to be drug around by a leash