7:15 midwest time, polls closed 15 minutes ago, Illinois already called for JB Pritzker. Bailey spent how much?
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
@tommytimp.bsky.social
A guy with a musical-comedy motor Chicago, IL Not up (or down) for chat
JOHN Q.: GOOD EVENING, CAYDEN BOOSER, I SAY, FINE EVENING TO PITCH THE OLD HORSEHIDE BOOSER: PLEASE DON'T ADDRESS ME WHILE I'M SHITTING THE BED
The Muslim Brotherhood are twats. So is Tommy.
Do you know what it's going to cost to get Pete Hegseth hard again after this?
Trump Cancels Planned Livestream of Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution
The president said only immediate families of the victims of the mass shooting in 2009 would witness the execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan.
nytimes.com
Me on everything, since everything is so got damn expensive thanks to this asshole's asshole boss: "I just don't buy it"
The fuck ever happened to that hospital ship, anyway?
Well, that'll be talked about for eternity
The FDA is all in on raw foods, here is their take on ground beef krispie treats
TBH, I though Dolly Parton would live forever.
HARRY KANE. HARRY KANE? HARRY. KANE. (Haley Joel Osment?)
I hope Mike Brown gets incensed over a call and punches Lutnick in the face "by accident"
We don't have a lot of time folks, we need to normalize trans people immediately. Luckily it's not hard to do all you have to do is accept them wherever and whenever you find them, or they find you! if you will help thank you please repost
On this day, let's remember the brave men and women who left their homes and families, who sacrificed everything to sit through meandering fart sessions and stupidities in ill-fitting shoes and dumb red hats, all in service to a mentally and physically deteriorating racist piss-baby
Cancer of the ballsack posed for a photo with cancer of the taint
It's good teamwork for every hitter to decide to suck ass with the bases loaded and nobody out. #teamwork #FuckingCubsWhatTheFuck
"We should not have to march in 2026 to protect voting rights for all Americans. We are at a moral low as a nation when people are stripped of their right to vote because of the color of their skin. But if we have to fight that same fight again, we will. And no one will turn us around." .
Selma Rejects Jim Crow 2.0
Half of the population in Dallas County, Alabama, where Selma is located, was African American in 1965.
open.substack.com
And if you have two walls you can put this one up too
Since the Celtics missed two consecutive free throws at home, does that mean that everybody in attendance gets to burn down a Chick-Fil-A?
Did Jesse Watters stop wearing spread collars because a woman at FOX News told him he looked like Patrick Bateman, "only without the good looks?" People are saying it!
Enjoying, a little bit, all the libs who had no idea Money for Nothing had a slur that Mark Knopfler said he took verbatim from the guy who was commenting on the MTV stuff as if no one ever heard it before and we just took a giant step backwards as a civilization
I think he was watching RFK but somebody behind him said "Jessica Tarlov" so he typed that instead