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Living well @thebestrevenge.info · last wk.

I’m tired of seeing this weird jimothy thing

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 3h ago

anyone else wish they were covered in puppies right now?

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 7mo ago

i am an absolutely perfect communist completely beyond reproach except for the fact that i love fucked up expensive inbred dogs.

a "Petit Brabançon" subgenre of the "brussels griffon" dog. the dog is laying down stately againt a jc penny photo studio seamless background

three of these fucked up little "Petit Brabançon"s standing in a field, one of which licking its face adorably. they look like pugs but kind of gnarlier. where a pug is normally pale, they're darker brown.

a "Petit Brabançon" with REALLY fucked up inbred eyes, but imo they're cuter. they are just weird pugs, honestly. i was looking up how much they cost and the cheapest i found was $2k, with most around $5k. i will probably not ever get this dog, but damn they're cute as fuck.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 20h ago

while you're celebrating hot dsa supremacy, reminder to donate to xfr collective and come to our benefit in the ORIGINAL commie corridor of brooklyn on sunday!

XFR COLLECTIVE
BENEFIT PARTY
SUNDAY AUGUST 9 2026, 2:30PM • 6:30PM
WONDERVILLE, BROOKLYN • 21+
PERFORMANCE ART BY:
EVELYN DUGAN
DANNY GREENBERG
JAVIER MARIA
BOX THE CLOWN
CLOWNERY BY:
LIVE MUSIC BY:
WITH VIDEO MIXING BY:
AND GAMING BY:
EnK & THE ULTRA64 ENSEMBLE
JIM MCHUGH
CABLE_VISIONS
CAMERON GRANGER
DONATE $30+, RECIEVE A USB OF VIDEO ART BY:
CHLOË BASS, JESUS BENAVENTE,
DAHLIA BLOOMSTONE, DANNY GREENBERG, DAVE MCKENZIE, BIRGIT RATHSMANN, ALLEN RILEY, TREVOR SHIMIZU and AP THOMPSON

https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/xfr-collective-donation-drive

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 20h ago

while you're celebrating hot dsa supremacy, reminder to donate to xfr collective and come to our benefit in the ORIGINAL commie corridor of brooklyn on sunday!

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 20h ago

schumer right now is like "can they make the moslems less handsome at least"

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · yesterday

be careful what you wish for

a link to a photo of me in a text message with the following conversation:
paige laino:
i feel like i dont look like that lol do i look like that

jesus benavente:
They got you in the perfect cutie bae light

paige laino:
i look like a gremlin or a witch

jesus benavente:
Bae got them furby eyes

paige laino:
i look like white cynthia erivo

Five iPads@tomorrowarchive.com · 4w ago

do you all have like professional headshots

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · yesterday

folks what do we think is going on here

a vintage newspaper ad(?) for java! which isn’t the weird part. the weird part is that it’s very nicely framed. this just appeared near my desk today. no idea where it’s from.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 2w ago

i worked so hard on this event you guys HAVE TO COME.

on FANCY letterhead I made with the color bars color scheme, it looks gorgeous:

JUNE 20, 2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
XFR Collective to Celebrate 13 Years of
Preserving Video Art with Benefit Party

XFR Collective will host its Inaugural Benefit Party to raise much-needed funds to continue serving the New York arts community with low and no-cost video preservation. The event, which is free and open to the public, will take place at Wonderville on August 9th, from 2:30PM onward.
The event will feature performances by BOX the Clown (Isaac Reyes) and Evelyn Dugan, video mixing by cable_visions (Hunter Lombard) and
Javier María, live music by Emkultra (Emily K) and
Jim McHugh and an interactive gameplay session
with Cameron Granger.
“XFR Collective has always been a resource for
artists, and this event will celebrate that,” said Sarah Workneh, Executive Director of ProjectEATS.
To that end, donors of over $30 will receive a limited edition USB drive of video art from artists Chloë
Bass, Jesus Benavente, Dahlia Bloomstone, Danny Greenberg, Dave McKenzie, Birgit Rathsmann,
and Allen Riley with more to be announced.
[...]
XFR (pronounced “transfer”) Collective is an all-volunteer non-profit organization that partners with
artists, activists, and community organizations to lower the barriers to preserving at-risk audiovisual
media – especially unseen, unheard, or marginalized works – through low-cost digitization,
screenings, educational workshops, and pop-up events.

XFR Collective@xfrcollective.bsky.social · 2w ago

Announcing XFR Collective's FIRST EVER BENEFIT PARTY! Join us August 9th at Wonderville for clownery, live let's plays, and BASS! >$30 donations will receive a ~special~ USB of kino video art. RSVP: pools.events/event/XD2gnT...

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 3d ago

im really sorry but you have to be a fucking idiot to get ai psychosis. that youtube discount alton brown “speaking up” about “ai addiction” is such shit. my parents were addicted to heroin like normal people. you’re just a fucking moron.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 4d ago

me meeting god: have you seen what we’re doing down there with the hydraulic press? let me get my phone.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 4d ago

everyone who gets a mandolin slicer gets what i can only describe as "mandolin madness" where they NEED to convince you they're lifechangingly good while missing like three fingertips.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 4d ago

first harvest!!!!

huge leaves and a tiny cucumber. the cucumber is a weird color. brownish.

the cucumber is bigger than it looks in the first picture! it’s very “meaty” i guess. imo it has a great seed to meat ratio. it’s pretty mild in terms of cucumber flavor and i wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a way to give this the portobello burger treatment.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 5d ago

can someone help me ascertain this

tiktok ad (still image) of a device? contraption? it looks like the pokémon binacle i guess. where the heads are (?), one labeled “MOUTH” and the other labeled “FRIEND MOUTH” and it says burger on the front. the caption is “Marathon Inspired Drinkable Cheeseburger P…”

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 5d ago

has anyone had any experience booking two plane tickets for yourself, or one ticket for yourself and one for your dog? i already bought them because I was like "they couldn't possibly reject me for spending extra money" but suddenly i'm nervous.

jetblue flight screenshot with
Travelers:
1. Paige Laino (ADULT) 2. Olive Laino (CHILD)

Departing flight from JFK to Houston

the olive laino (CHILD) in question. she is a noble pug who is so old she actually didn't qualify for a child seat anymore but she doesn't have an id.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 6d ago

they were really cooking when they invented the csv file.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 7d ago

new resume headline “curator and conservator of projects that will befuddle the person doing your catalogue raisonne”

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 7d ago

you sent me to a dark place

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Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

my friend just told me that my aversion to instagram is not cute it's making me bad at my career lol.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

somebody's birthday in the staff room?

GIFS GALORE@gifs-bot.bsky.social · last wk.

FANTASY/SF_TW21.GIF

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

i think an orgone generator would fix me.

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

it feels so crazy in retrospect but we really thought the internet was magical until probably the rightwing pepe the frog takeover c 2017

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

thank you notify nyc for sending out an alert that t-mobile is out after it’s back on, telling me to call 911 about it.

Notification issued 07-27-2026 at 07:35 PM.

T-Mobile is reporting outages. If you are affected by the outage and experience an emergency, do not hesitate to call 911. Emergency calls will still go through but may take longer to connect. Stay on the line.

Five iPads@tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

GUYS IS T-MOBILE ENTIRELY DOWN WHAT IS GOING ON IM AT A BURGER KING TO SEE IF CHINA FINALLY CAME FOR US

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

GUYS IS T-MOBILE ENTIRELY DOWN WHAT IS GOING ON IM AT A BURGER KING TO SEE IF CHINA FINALLY CAME FOR US

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · last wk.

is javier bardem a good actor?

ANSI Files from Discmaster @ansibot.bsky.social · last wk.

MOM.ANS, 1994-07-17 from Hacker Chronicles 2 (CD-ROM)

I IIE I - - - mom - AT ETH - - - - - - - - - - - Copyright (c) 1988 by SiLLy SoFt Downloaded From P-80 International Information Systems 304-744-2253

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 2w ago

im sorry but this is actually the funniest video ive ever taken. real housewives of silent barn.

Five iPads@tomorrowarchive.com · 2w ago

Five iPads @tomorrowarchive.com · 2w ago

i have completed another fuckass gala.