i love when actors lie about being about to quit the industry the day before they booked their big break
Tom Smyth
@tomsmyth.bsky.social
writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
if my child doesn’t qualify for the jimmy awards that’s totally ok i’ll just love them less
GET OFF THE APPS!!! if you really want to find love you have to start a neil diamond tribute band
olivia rodrigo makes music for ME, it’s just a coincidence that all those little girls like it too
i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?
i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop
law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing
they should let me be in charge of broadway i have a lot of great ideas
Let’s Stunt Cast the Muppets on Broadway
Soon the entire theater industry will be at their felty fingertips.
vulture.com
my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show that was the exact moment i gained consciousness
everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram
i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs
sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent
once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them
i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by
there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo
i love hearing about an actor “circling a project” it creates such a beautiful visual
¡hola clase! i spoke to kevin mchale and jenna ushkowitz about their recap podcast finally reaching the finale of glee!
Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz Have Finally Finished ‘Glee’
The former costars speak exclusively about finishing their long-running ‘Glee’ recap podcast—and why the experience was “really healing and therapeutic.”
vanityfair.com
they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium
she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???