The train driver didn't ask me to move from first class so I guess I'm just better than everyone else on this train now 😌

Let's go see Zara Larson

I trimmed my face

I need to stop walking past hot people I recognise from the internet when I am a disheveled mess. I don't usually look like this, the train was very long 😭

I have a new phone waiting for me when I get home. I'm going to take so many photos of my cat.

Oh no

A Succulent Non-Binary Meal@tooks.bsky.social · 4d ago

Oh no I think I may have a new addiction

Oh no I think I may have a new addiction

I'm in a really bad place at the moment guys. Not mentally, I'm in England. I'm just joking. It's both.

Seeing someone with my belly/body shape: that person is so fucking hot Seeing myself: What was nature thinking when it created this thing

How the escalator out of Waterloo Underground Station feels

Mario Running Up Red Stairs

Alt: Mario Running Up Red Stairs

static.klipy.com

Aw ye we travelling bois

A modern horror story

The world is my oyster and I fucking hate oysters

fine i'll do it myself dot gif

Got a mystery box of earrings at a craft market for £10 and id pay that for the gummy bears alone 😭😭😭 I love them

Wish I could get possessed by a Demon who just uses his possession time to get my life in order and work out and stuff

Just bought a blood oxygen/BPM monitor to pair with our blood pressure machine. I love being 40 ☠️

I'm non-binary bear trade now

If I had a one wish willow I'd wish for software that exists that can take any of my console games, decompile them and recompile them into native pc ports for me.

So far this morning: -I realised I've accidentally thrown away 3 weeks supply of ADHD meds -The bag with my lunch in ripped as I left my house, breaking my pepsi max can -I noticed I have a stain on my polo shirt and I'm already halfway to the office It's only fucking Monday.

I'm on disk 3 of 4 of this bizarre little PS1 title. Started playing it just cause it's set in Wales and that seemed neat. Combat is slower than a reform voter and the inventory is about as useful but it's a neat game. The use of mocap for the dialogue scenes is impressive for the time.

Me and @crocsthemusical.bsky.social just watched Obsession and I don't think I'll ever be comfortable again ever in my life

Missed my chance to cross a busy road cause I was staring at a mans ass 😭

Weight update I guess but after all my weight loss journey I now weigh about the same as a Rapidash? Feels like that should be a lot but he's around 209lbs I'm beautiful now 😌

A Succulent Non-Binary Meal@tooks.bsky.social · 2y ago

My current weight is almost the same as a Lickilicky and I hate that :| Me: 312lbs Him: 308lbs

Happy 6/7 everyone 🫪 I'm not saying Yoko Taro is a time traveller but this scene is 13 years old.

We just watched The Backrooms again because there is version with extra post credit footage (around 15 mins) and I feel so bad for the people who didn't fully realise this because the cinema turned the house lights fully on during the credits and like 80% of our screen left 😅

I think I'm starting to realise that most straight people are miserable because they date for looks. They end up in relationships with people they don't actually like or share interests with and then resent each other for their hobbies.

The Drakengard/Nier franchise is just a scam to make you watch their credits 5 times

By consumer preference they mean they would prefer it if their consumers owned nothing and couldn't share games with their friends or sell them after they're done. God the future of gaming is bleak.

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Sony will no longer produce discs for PlayStation games starting in January 2028, citing "consumer preferences" as the reason why

WFH means spending the last hour of your shift doing your casework whilst eating a chupa chup lolly and using your footspa