Scoops her up mid-run. “Tsk tsk. There you are! Uncle has been looking everywhere for you. We’re supposed to be studying. Not spying on people.” Walks away with her while whistling as if he didn’t see the heavenly PDA.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā@diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's just Taohua, and she runs away while giggling at them.

Scoops her up. (Clearly was taking a nap) “Is a certain princess looking for an uncle slothy?”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā@diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5mo ago

🍑 Is Uncle Slothy coming to the library today? Baba is busy, and he said I can't climb the ladder. But if he would just get married, then I could have a tall dragon gege to get the good books from the high shelves for me! Then I wouldn't have to wait for Uncle Slothy! [Sighing]

Holds up a sweater made of fur. “Look what I just made”

𝔖𝔦𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔏𝔲𝔰𝔱 | LùTáo 露桃@foxenchantress.bsky.social · 5mo ago

⠀ It's shedding season, there's fox fur everywhere ⠀

“Ah yes. I knew I could trust you!” He beams and puts the paperclip back into the pile.

𝐅𝐚̀𝐧 𝐖𝐮́𝐣𝐢𝐮̀ ☯︎ 𝐗𝐢𝐞̀ 𝐁𝐢̀’𝐚̄𝐧@heibaiwuchang.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⚪️ Holds up the paperclip. “This one?”

Falls to his knees.

𝔖𝔦𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔏𝔲𝔰𝔱 | LùTáo 露桃@foxenchantress.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ I took one to make a hairpin... ⠀

Is looming over her, staring holes into the side of her face. “Hand it over….”

Wei Xiaolian@reapinglotus.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“I don’t know.” She avoids his gaze. She’ll fight in this losing battle. It’s only one paper clip!!

Adjusts monocle menacingly. “Where is my paperclip” Can’t escape Sloth and his creepy senses.

Wei Xiaolian@reapinglotus.bsky.social · 8mo ago

you miscalculated. [ she stole them. ]

I had 209 paperclips and now I only have 208. I counted 20 times so don’t tell me I miscalculated. Who has my paperclip…..

My wife is dangerously irresistible.

I kidnapped poor Slothy and made him go to the owl cafe with me 🤭🤭

Is live streaming on his 21st century iPhone 17 for gluttony to watch. (In ancient China with a phone. Comical)

Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Floats down from the tree in dramatic wuxia fashion. “You know who I am.”

@torpidchaos.bsky.social

Oh hell yes.

𝐘𝐚́𝐧𝐥𝐮𝐨́ 𝐖𝐚́𝐧𝐠@yanluowang.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Xie Bi’an will be doing everyone’s work.

My wife brings out a different side of me.

@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu.

@torpidchaos.bsky.social

@heilong.bsky.social Wraps arms around his chest from behind and gropes his chiseled pecks. “Zhangfu. Stop working for a second and pay attention to me”

Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits.

#danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝑎'𝑎𝑙 - 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑠, 𝑤𝑎𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

Bie Ba Er - King Ba’al@kingbaal.bsky.social · 10mo ago

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒌 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒐 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒘

// guess who’s back (threat)

// yall im in Cambodia and i have no wifi i miss you

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 敖昭义 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 ⠀

Well this is about to get interesting…

大天使米迦勒。@datianlei.bsky.social · last yr.

All this chaos but Michael never said a single thing until now. All it took was one sentence to have the world stop in its tracks to look at him with wide eyes. “Why does everyone keep pushing me towards the jade emperor? I have never even met him before.”

@/notbelphegor has posted: I think the church of Belphegor is full of phonies! Don’t fall for their schemes and join my church instead where I teach you REAL information about belphegor. This would include facts like how belphegor can only be summoned if you put panties on your head. Join now!

@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social He looks over the other’s shoulder once he finally catches him alone and not around Satan. He promised lan zhan he wouldn’t tell Satan anything. “Lan Zhan. What’re you smiling about to yourself? Aiya I’ve never seen you smiling before.”

For once— an organized office.