my company recently acquired another company with a small Philly office and I just got approved to work there as needed and…I’m kind of excited? like after a year and change of being fully remote I do find myself yearning for a cubicle + some fluorescent lights every now and then
started watching Traitors Canada and Karine is making me question my sexuality a bit??
so many of you have been DMing me and asking for a follow-up, so thought I’d share: we finally ran out of hand soap
kyle@totally-kyle.bsky.social · 10mo agoguess who bought a bunch of hand soap from bath & body works and forgot to tell his husband?? trick question: we both did 🤦🏻♂️
made a chai spiced banana cake if y’all even care
kyle@totally-kyle.bsky.social · 2w agomade banana muffins if y’all even care
okay who’s up and wants to rehash every conversation I had last night and point out all the times people thought I was being weird or awkward 😚
forgot I’m gonna have to *** in a cup at the doctor’s today and my appointment is in 12 minutes
okay upon reflection…I don’t hate it
kyle@totally-kyle.bsky.social · last wk.flew too close to the sun (trimmed the bush too short 😔)
reunited with my man and my cats on the couch watching Lorde at Lolla 🥹
guys who put “educated” in their app bios really confuse me…like clearly you’ve never gotten head from a really dumb man before??
okay I know it’s nearly 3am but if you’re reading this and wanna come massage my lower back for a bit I promise I’ll make it worth your while
guess it’s true that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone because I am down BAD for a big leafy salad rn 😭
one thing about me is I love (genuinely) having conflicting feelings about art
the way I need Aurora Matrix to win every season of drag race from here until eternity
tweaked my back moving the pottery wheel an inch to the left last night so if you need me I’ll be researching retirement communities in the greater Philly area
y’all I know I’m once again Posting My Way Through It and no one really cares but I’m finally on a fucking plane *and* I met a Very Nice Gay Guy who chatted with me at the gate to help pass the time and tbh I could cry??
y’all I’ve been at the airport for 6 hours and I’ve had 1.5 drinks so do we think now is the right time to ask the woman next to me wearing a bedazzled tr*mp 2024 hat about the pedofiles or
If I’m stuck in an airport for 6+ hours I should be allowed to shove and/or k*ll at least one slow walker every hour, right?
any chicagoomfs wanna come keep me company during my unexpected 7.5 hour layover at O’Hare?
